Dhanteras & Diwali Greeting sms messages...

Laxmi mata moving frm door 2 door, droping heavenly falls of blessings,peace & wealth.reaching yr door.at any time. HAPPY DHANTARES.& HAPPY DIWALI.

Deep k ujala,patako ka Damaka se saja Ma Laxmi ka Darbar. Harshit hua man.Pulkit hua Sansar.Nanhe 2 kadmo se Ma Laxmi ayi apke dwar?Mubark ho apko DIWALI and DHANTARAS Ka tyohar.

Happppy Dhanterasss 2 everyone !!! May all of u be loaded with so much money that even Rajni can't count it !! =)) (rajinideva.blogspot.com)

Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar, Pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, Aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS.

Charo aur diya jalao---apne ghar ko khub sajao--- aaj ki rat patakhen jalao--- diwali ko achhi tarah manao---- happy dhanterash and diwali.

Deepak ki roshni..mithaiyon ki mithas..Patako ki bochar, Dhan ki barsat..Dhanteras ka parv aapke liye laaye khushiyan apaar. !!DHANTERAS KI SHUBHKAMNAYEN!!

Give 10 things in life-

D=Dhan,

H=Health,

A=Anand,

N=Nature,

T=Talent,

E=Enjoyment,

R=Romance,

A=Aitbar,

S=Saubhagya,

Wish u Happy Dhanteras

Very New & fresh non-veg adult sms messages

Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.

Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??

Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!!

GRAHK-aisi scheme lao ki 500 ki kharidari pe sex free ho.

Dukandar-aapko pata hi nhi, ye scheme to last month thi aur bhabhi ji ne 8 bar labh uthaya....('o')

A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack:

No smoking,

No drinking &

Have sex only with ur wife because it is very important that you avoid excitement!

What is the differance between palang and alang?

Alang is a ship breaking yard and palang is a seal breaking yard....

70 yr old couple at a candle-light dinner.

Wife: Its so romantic...I can feel the warmth in my boobs!

Husband: Ofcourse u can... they r hanging in ur soup!:D

1 Mouse was fucking an elephnt in a coconut farm.

1 cocnt fals on elephant's head

elpt: oouch!

mouse: oouch vouch kuch nahi gandu

Apna SHOT to aisa hi hota hai..

What is the similarity between Banking & Fucking?

In Both u loose your INTEREST after withdrawing.....

Thailand has d highest no of Prostitutes..

Wat else can u xpect wen Country's name is

THIGH LAND,

Capital is

BANG COCK

& Tourist Spot is called

FUK ET.

Gandhiji was Fucking kareena.

Kareena was enjoying n said: Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck so hard.

Gandhi: Sweet heart its not my Dick, its my Stick..

Young girl praying : He God, plz. bless me to marry an intelligent Man..

God replied: Dat is impossible, Intelligent Man never Marries.... He just Fucks...

Lady-1 Shampoo plz

Shopkpr-Agar Head k bal dhone hai to HEAD N SHOLDER aur agar PANTY k bal dhone hai to PANTENE le lo.

Lady-GARNIER do Gand dhoni hai.

Suhaag Raat k Agle din:

Wife:Janu Nashta krna hai?

Hus:sex hi hamra Nashta hai & Sex start.

Wife Dupahar

ko:Khana khate hai?

Hus:sex hi khana hai & Again sex Start!

Raat ko Jab Pati room me Aya to Wife heater k Aage tange fela k baithi thi

Hus: ye kya kar rhi ho?

Wife:Raat ka khana garam kar rhi hu.

6 Years K Bache Ne 4 Years K Bache Ko Bola

"Oye Tuje Pata Hai Muje Aaj Balcony Me Condom Mila"

4 Years Ka Ladka:"Condom to theek hai,Balcony Kya hoti hai?

Santa Sali Se.

Teri Didi Busy He, Tu Nikey ko Dudh Pilade.

Sali-Mera to dudh hi nhi ata

Santa-Kamaal he, Display to bada show shaw wala hai.;)

Fauji ki B.V roj use apni Nangi photo bhejati aur kahati:Janu

tum kab auoge?

Fauji:Wo to thik hai par bhenchod photo kaun khich raha hai.