Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,(in Urdu)
Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,
Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,
Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...
Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New Year!!By UZZAL
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2005 Sabse ho raha hai dur,(In Hindi)
2005 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!By UZZAL
Before the Sun Sets on this Year
Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2006. By Shumaila
Is New Year Mai, (URDU)
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year By Nauman
New Year begins
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year. By Nazish
Wishing you happy new Year
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year. By Asma
Sunehri Dhoop Bersaat ke baad (in URDU)
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2006, 2005 ke baad.Wish u a Happy new year By Peter
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.By Umar 4 Asima
My wishes for you
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2006.By Noor
Each moment in a day h
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEARBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Like birds, let us, leave
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.By Jeet (Mumbai)
gul ne gulshan se gulfam
gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Fresh Air....Fresh Idea...
Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR By Jeet (Mumbai)
din gujar gaya hai intejaar mai , raat gujar gayi intejaar mai , Naya saal mubark ho aapko , 2005 beet gaya aapke SMS k intejar mai Noor
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2006.
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New Year SmS Messages
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*by UZZAL
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, (In Hindi)
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!by UZZAL
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, (In Hindi)
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*by UZZAL
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You..
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!by UZZAL
Es Naye Saal ma..(In Urdu)
Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.by UZZAL
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year. by UZZAL
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,(In Urdu)
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*by UZZAL
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, (In Hindi)
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!by UZZAL
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, (In Hindi)
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*by UZZAL
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You..
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!by UZZAL
Es Naye Saal ma..(In Urdu)
Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.by UZZAL
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year. by UZZAL
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,(In Urdu)
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
Funny New Year Text SmS Messages
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.by UZZAL
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.by UZZAL
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum (In Hindi)
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEARby UZZAL
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.by UZZAL
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,(In Hindi)
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006!by UZZAL
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,( In Bangali)
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.by UZZAL
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa (In Bangali)
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.by UZZAL
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.by UZZAL
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum (In Hindi)
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEARby UZZAL
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.by UZZAL
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,(In Hindi)
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006!by UZZAL
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,( In Bangali)
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.by UZZAL
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa (In Bangali)
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
Cute New Year SmS Messages
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,(In Urdu)
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!by UZZAL
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, (In Urdu)
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.by UZZAL
In Year 2006 may God...would be your Best Friend,
In Year 2006 may God...would be your Best Friend,He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 2006..by UZZAL
You know God arrange for you..
You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2006 My Dear.by UZZAL
Hi My Very Special Friend..
Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2006..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.by UZZAL
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2006.by UZZAL
I Wish a wish for You Dear.
I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..by UZZAL
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..by UZZAL
Throughout the Coming Year
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2006 with God Bless...
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!by UZZAL
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, (In Urdu)
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.by UZZAL
In Year 2006 may God...would be your Best Friend,
In Year 2006 may God...would be your Best Friend,He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 2006..by UZZAL
You know God arrange for you..
You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2006 My Dear.by UZZAL
Hi My Very Special Friend..
Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2006..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.by UZZAL
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2006.by UZZAL
I Wish a wish for You Dear.
I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..by UZZAL
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..by UZZAL
Throughout the Coming Year
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2006 with God Bless...
New Year SmS Messages
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Lets welcome the year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.
New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"! by UZZAL
May The Year 2006 Bring for You....
May The Year 2006 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*by UZZAL
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Great,Prosperous,Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006.by UZZAL
With all the Rose's Perfume
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006*
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Lets welcome the year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.
New is the year,
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"! by UZZAL
May The Year 2006 Bring for You....
May The Year 2006 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*by UZZAL
NEW YEAR 2006
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*NEW YEAR 2006*by UZZAL
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Great,Prosperous,Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006.by UZZAL
With all the Rose's Perfume
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006*
News Flash SmS Messages
*NEWSFLASH* Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
*NEWSFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!
*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
*NEWSFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!
New Text SmS Messages
Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
Naughty SmS Messages
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Mother's Day SmS Messages
Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day Nimra
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much. Nimra
Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.Nimra
The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u Shubo
There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom. Sunny
Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day Saima
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom Saqlain
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day Nimra
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much. Nimra
Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.Nimra
The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u Shubo
There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom. Sunny
Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day Saima
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom Saqlain
When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...
Mothers Day SmS Messages
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day Noor
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day Fatima
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u. Arzoo
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day Aro0j
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom Shumaila
Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you Nazish
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day Noor
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day Fatima
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u. Arzoo
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day Aro0j
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom Shumaila
Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you Nazish
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day
Miss You SmS Messages
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED!
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO By Mehwash
A B C D E F G H I J
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart By Wahab
earth may stop rotating
earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u......By shehran ayub
If u think i miss u all
If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart By Asif
When you feel lonely press 945,
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.By Mehwash
Just Wondering..!
Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core ! By Ahmed Kamdar
To forget is heard to do,
To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot By latif shah
I heared some whisper ur
I heared some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U By mlasm
Under the sea, there lays a rock.
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You' By masood
There are 24 hours in a DayNight
There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...By shaheryar sherry
when i close my eyes
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day...By shaheryar sherry
i miss u very much,
i miss u very much,but i know u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER By dilwala_abdi
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna (In Urdu)
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...By Saya
Can u keep a secret?
Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U...By Shakeel
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU By PsyCho
143 is numerically saying "I
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO" By msimas
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u. By shaheryar
Me and U are like Hare
Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILEBy shaheryar
my eyes miss u
my eyes miss u
my lips kiss u
my heart loves u
my hands need u
my mind calls u
my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me By ALA
Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, .... me tooBy Ikram Marwat
Tumne Suna nahi?In (URDU)
Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH" By Waseem
Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 'I Miss You' Everyday By Asim Akter
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,
I MISS U Sweety M 4M Hafeez. By Hafeez ur Rehman means KEN001
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE read it again without word "LOVE"
Her sham k baad rat ati ha,
Her baat k baad tumhari yaad ati ha,
Chup reh kar b dekh liya hum ny,
khamoshion sy b tumhari awaz ati ha. By Suff
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED!
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO By Mehwash
A B C D E F G H I J
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart By Wahab
earth may stop rotating
earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u......By shehran ayub
If u think i miss u all
If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart By Asif
When you feel lonely press 945,
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.By Mehwash
Just Wondering..!
Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core ! By Ahmed Kamdar
To forget is heard to do,
To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot By latif shah
I heared some whisper ur
I heared some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U By mlasm
Under the sea, there lays a rock.
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You' By masood
There are 24 hours in a DayNight
There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...By shaheryar sherry
when i close my eyes
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day...By shaheryar sherry
i miss u very much,
i miss u very much,but i know u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER By dilwala_abdi
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna (In Urdu)
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...By Saya
Can u keep a secret?
Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U...By Shakeel
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU By PsyCho
143 is numerically saying "I
143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO" By msimas
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u. By shaheryar
Me and U are like Hare
Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILEBy shaheryar
my eyes miss u
my eyes miss u
my lips kiss u
my heart loves u
my hands need u
my mind calls u
my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me By ALA
Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, .... me tooBy Ikram Marwat
Tumne Suna nahi?In (URDU)
Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH" By Waseem
Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday 'I Miss You' Everyday By Asim Akter
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,
I MISS U Sweety M 4M Hafeez. By Hafeez ur Rehman means KEN001
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE read it again without word "LOVE"
Her sham k baad rat ati ha,
Her baat k baad tumhari yaad ati ha,
Chup reh kar b dekh liya hum ny,
khamoshion sy b tumhari awaz ati ha. By Suff
I Miss You SmS Messages -3
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So Sweet. now continue ur work..(MISS U)PRETTY
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! fattahi(agra)
There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*fattahi(agra)
i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam takfattahi(agra)
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was... "noh ss!w !"It didnt made sense until u read it upside down fattahi(agra)
I have rusgulla,burfee,chamm chamm,gallibee, gullab gamman. but their taste is like chilly,u want to know why ? Becuase u r not with me. I m missing u so much my sweet !!!! irfan
when i'm not messaging or calling u,u don't think i am not Missing "u".But i am giving u time to miss "Me".just4Haseeb by Sado
1 + 1= 2 eyes look at you
12 + 12= 24 HOURS THINKING of u...
3 + 4= 7 days in a week missing u..
1 + 11 = 12 months i always need
a sweet like you.. Arsall (Arsalan and Sid)
A simple 'HELLO' can b so sweet...
H:How r u?
E:Everything ok
L:Like to c u
L:Love to hear u
O:Obviously I MISS U! Mukhoji
Days r too busy. Hours r too few.
Seconds r too fast.
but ther is alwys a tym,
for me to ask how r u? hope
u r fine.. miss u..
Ur absence shud be long enough so tht somebody misses u...but it shud not b so long, tht someone learns 2 live witout u...! djlynn
Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........Moyera
when the sky looks blue...i miss u
when the dreams come true ...i miss u
when the flowers coverd with dew...i miss u
when the day new... I MISS U MY SWEET HAERT mehnaz venjhar(Mona)
Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don't worry about tomorrow, i ll always miss u, and that is a promise. Miss U Forever. By Mona Lisa
Wiht out u I feel like nothing on the earth.I'm just like the empty tin that is not wrth.My life is like nothing.I really miss U.By Mokhethi.Master
Ever since you ve left i ve
realised that a part of one`s
Life is made of someone
else`s life ,
I MISS THAT PART .
I MISS YOU.GOOFY
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So Sweet. now continue ur work..(MISS U)PRETTY
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! fattahi(agra)
There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*fattahi(agra)
i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam takfattahi(agra)
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was... "noh ss!w !"It didnt made sense until u read it upside down fattahi(agra)
I have rusgulla,burfee,chamm chamm,gallibee, gullab gamman. but their taste is like chilly,u want to know why ? Becuase u r not with me. I m missing u so much my sweet !!!! irfan
when i'm not messaging or calling u,u don't think i am not Missing "u".But i am giving u time to miss "Me".just4Haseeb by Sado
1 + 1= 2 eyes look at you
12 + 12= 24 HOURS THINKING of u...
3 + 4= 7 days in a week missing u..
1 + 11 = 12 months i always need
a sweet like you.. Arsall (Arsalan and Sid)
A simple 'HELLO' can b so sweet...
H:How r u?
E:Everything ok
L:Like to c u
L:Love to hear u
O:Obviously I MISS U! Mukhoji
Days r too busy. Hours r too few.
Seconds r too fast.
but ther is alwys a tym,
for me to ask how r u? hope
u r fine.. miss u..
Har pal har waqt.A simple 'HELLO' can b so sweet... H:How r u? E:Everything ok L:Like to c u L:Love to hear u O:Obviously I MISS U! Mukhoji Days r too busy. Hours r too few. Seconds r too fast. but ther is alwys a tym, for me to ask how r u? hope u r fine.. miss u..Murtuza Har pal har waqt. ' 12 ' . . 9 <> 3 ' ' . 6 . har sans or dil ki har dhadkan,kahti hai *""*\/*""* " I " * Miss * " You " * Too * " " **Usman
' 12 '
. .
9 <> 3
' '
. 6 .
har sans or dil ki har dhadkan,kahti hai
*""*\/*""*
" I "
* Miss *
" You "
* Too *
" "
**
Ur absence shud be long enough so tht somebody misses u...but it shud not b so long, tht someone learns 2 live witout u...! djlynn
Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........Moyera
when the sky looks blue...i miss u
when the dreams come true ...i miss u
when the flowers coverd with dew...i miss u
when the day new... I MISS U MY SWEET HAERT mehnaz venjhar(Mona)
Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don't worry about tomorrow, i ll always miss u, and that is a promise. Miss U Forever. By Mona Lisa
Wiht out u I feel like nothing on the earth.I'm just like the empty tin that is not wrth.My life is like nothing.I really miss U.By Mokhethi.Master
Ever since you ve left i ve
realised that a part of one`s
Life is made of someone
else`s life ,
I MISS THAT PART .
I MISS YOU.GOOFY
I Miss You SmS Messages -2
Scratch & win
H____
HE___
HEA__
HEAR_
HEART. Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost.By Pretty
(In Urdu)
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYZ:-)By Pretty
Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........MISS U By Pretty
I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!By Shaheryar
YOU ARE MY HEART,MY ALL PARTS OF MY BODY.SO EVERY DAY I MISS YOU,I FEEL YOU,EVERY TIME IN MY HEART.By shahed
You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love is strong, it gives us strength. Imiss you and i love you with all my heart. By Naima
Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past few weeks has been the best time of my life.We shared some laughs we shared some tears, these joys we shared, will last throughout our years.I Miss you so much my John By Luusi
There is a pain in my heart
which was never there
Now that you are gone
I find the pain filling your absence By shaheryar
I hide my tears when i say u r name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile and seem carefree, There is no one who misses u more than ME
H____
HE___
HEA__
HEAR_
HEART. Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost.By Pretty
(In Urdu)
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYZ:-)By Pretty
Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........MISS U By Pretty
I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!By Shaheryar
YOU ARE MY HEART,MY ALL PARTS OF MY BODY.SO EVERY DAY I MISS YOU,I FEEL YOU,EVERY TIME IN MY HEART.By shahed
You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love is strong, it gives us strength. Imiss you and i love you with all my heart. By Naima
Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past few weeks has been the best time of my life.We shared some laughs we shared some tears, these joys we shared, will last throughout our years.I Miss you so much my John By Luusi
There is a pain in my heart
which was never there
Now that you are gone
I find the pain filling your absence By shaheryar
I hide my tears when i say u r name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile and seem carefree, There is no one who misses u more than ME
I Miss You SmS Messages
Message: * some text missing*
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U
Do u know
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........
I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP
A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
Last night i wanted to send u a msg
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...By Nikeee
Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!By Uzzal
Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!By Uzzal
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!By Uzzal
U must b tired coz u hv been running
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.By candy sana sattar
Do u know
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.By J-J
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen) By Sami Gul
There's no Special reason
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. by Ikram
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....
3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U
Do u know
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........
I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
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A B
C D
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G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
Last night i wanted to send u a msg
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...By Nikeee
Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!By Uzzal
Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!By Uzzal
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!By Uzzal
U must b tired coz u hv been running
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.By candy sana sattar
Do u know
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.By J-J
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen) By Sami Gul
There's no Special reason
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. by Ikram
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.
Oct 5, 2007
Flirt SMS - 4
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me
• I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
• Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
• Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
• In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
• Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
• I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
• If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
• Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
• If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
• Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
• I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
• do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
• I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
• If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me
• I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
• Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
• Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
• In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
• Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
• I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
• If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
• Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
• If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
• Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
• I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
• do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
• I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
• If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
Flirt SMS - 3
• I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
• I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
• The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
• It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
• U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U.
• Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
• Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
• If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
• I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
• Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
• Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U!
Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
• All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
• U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
• Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
• Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
• I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
• The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
• It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
• U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U.
• Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
• Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
• If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
• I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
• Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
• Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U!
Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
• All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
• U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
• Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
• Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Flirt SMS - 2
• May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
• Baby I have an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U !
• Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
• Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
• When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
• God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!
• The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
• A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
• Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.
• U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced
• Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
• As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
• U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
• I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
• Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill
• Baby I have an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U !
• Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
• Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
• When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U
• God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!
• The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
• A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
• Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.
• U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced
• Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
• As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
• U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
• I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
• Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill
Flirt SMS - 1
• Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... I’m Mind Blowing!
• People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth... because there is someone who loves you more than God.
• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
• I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!
• Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met u!
• A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.
• Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
• I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
• Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
• What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
• U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
• If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
• If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
• It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
• I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
• Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
• Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
• Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
• Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
• Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
• People die younger because God loves them so much. But you are still on earth... because there is someone who loves you more than God.
• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
• I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!
• Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met u!
• A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.
• Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
• I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
• Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
• What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
• U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
• If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
• If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
• It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
• I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
• Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
• Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
• Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat
• Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
• Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
Oct 4, 2007
Marital woes - 3
• Friend: How’s ur sex life?
Man: As usual, Monday to Friday.
Friend: What about the weekends?
Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife !
• Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
• While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS....
• True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U’ll find that all ur friends standing behind U
• Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
• Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
• A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
• Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
• If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.
• They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
• Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole.
• Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
• Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
• Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
• Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
• A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
• Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Man: As usual, Monday to Friday.
Friend: What about the weekends?
Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife !
• Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
• While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS....
• True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U’ll find that all ur friends standing behind U
• Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
• Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
• A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
• Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
• If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.
• They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
• Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole.
• Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
• Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
• Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
• Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
• A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
• Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
Marital woes - 2
• Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
• How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
• The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
• Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
• Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
• On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
• How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
• The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
• Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
• Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
• On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Marital woes - 1
• Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
• Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
• Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
• Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
• The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
• Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
• Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
• Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
• Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
• Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
• Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
• Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
• Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
• The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
• Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
• Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
• Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
• Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
• Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.
Wise words sms - 2
• Whatever happens during ur day, just relax & manage to smile. Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed. Make every day ur best day!
• A face can speak thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels... Don’t be fooled by the happiest face. It may be masking the most hurting heart!!
• Be simple & humble like Grass coz when a storm attacks, all the big trees get uprooted, but the simple grass survives. Simple but powerful.
• Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
• Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
• No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Gud Day!
• Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other Everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
• Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression. Be careful when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression!
• Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always!
• Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
• Life is so short. So, follow some rules. Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile.
• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm n silent.
• WAHEGURU japiye mukh pavitar,
WAHEGURU japiye sab dukh titar,
WAHEGURU japiye sab vairee mittar,
WAHEGURU naam maha pavitar.
• When there is a confusion between your heart and mind, don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only U.
• Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it!
• A gun can kill, fire can burn, wind can chill n the mind can learn, anger can rage till it tears u apart but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart.
• You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess.
• As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
• To be happy, don't do what ever you like, but like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for.
• What's greater than mother's love? Which pillow is better than a loved ones lap? What's warmer than a father's hug? What's sweeter than a baby's kiss? Whose company is better than a friend's company? What's tastier than our mother's cooking? These are some things that we cherish in life which has no substitutes!
• God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.
• Learn the wisdom of compromise. It is better to bend a little rather than to break any relationship forever!
• Place your feeble hands on God's able hands, then you can change problems into projects, tragedies into triumph and worst into best.
• A face can speak thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels... Don’t be fooled by the happiest face. It may be masking the most hurting heart!!
• Be simple & humble like Grass coz when a storm attacks, all the big trees get uprooted, but the simple grass survives. Simple but powerful.
• Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
• Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
• No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Gud Day!
• Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other Everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!
• Nature has given u a face, but u have to provide the expression. Be careful when u express, coz ur every expression will leave an impression!
• Happiness is like a radio station, broadcasting all d time. U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly. Stay tuned n b happy always!
• Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
• Life is so short. So, follow some rules. Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile.
• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm n silent.
• WAHEGURU japiye mukh pavitar,
WAHEGURU japiye sab dukh titar,
WAHEGURU japiye sab vairee mittar,
WAHEGURU naam maha pavitar.
• When there is a confusion between your heart and mind, don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only U.
• Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it!
• A gun can kill, fire can burn, wind can chill n the mind can learn, anger can rage till it tears u apart but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart.
• You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess.
• As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
• To be happy, don't do what ever you like, but like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for.
• What's greater than mother's love? Which pillow is better than a loved ones lap? What's warmer than a father's hug? What's sweeter than a baby's kiss? Whose company is better than a friend's company? What's tastier than our mother's cooking? These are some things that we cherish in life which has no substitutes!
• God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.
• Learn the wisdom of compromise. It is better to bend a little rather than to break any relationship forever!
• Place your feeble hands on God's able hands, then you can change problems into projects, tragedies into triumph and worst into best.
Wise words sms - 1
• If u luv someone, but ur someone luvs someone, u be the same someone like before, coz time'll come that ur someone will realize, that u are not just someone, but u are the one.
• Life is a long journey to go; Life is a game yet to be played more; Life is a question yet to be answered more; Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. Live ur life as long as u can.
• Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
• Whenever you are down, always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think and then you have me too! Life isn't so bad !
• What looks to be nothing, finally becomes everything, and what is everything finally changes into nothing... that's life... enjoy every moment.
• Talk happiness. Talk faith. Talk health. Say you are well, and all is well with you, and God shall hear your words and make them true.
• Although water falls from a hill, it never thinks it had fallen, it raises to run as a river. Our glory in life is not falling but to raise at every fall.
• What is the secret of success? I found the answer in my room.
The fan said, "B Cool...
The roof said, "Aim Hight...
The window said. "Take Pains...
The clock said, "Everey Minute is Precious...
The mirror said, "Reflect Before You Act...
The calendar said, "B Up To Date...
The door said, "Push The Troubles...
The lamp said, "Make The Light Of Your Future...
• On a great day a person asked God: What surprises you most about mankind? God replied: They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. By thinking anxiously about the future they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor for the future. They live as if they will never die and they die as if they had never lived.
• When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's Last day.
• It's good to have money & the things that money can buy. But it's too good to check up once in a while and make sure you have not lost things money can't buy!
• Arguments may make u win the situations but not the hearts. So next time u indulge in it, before going any further just ask what's more imp: the situation or the person.
• Failures shud find a place in mind, Success should find a place in heart because failures are long term lessons & successes are short-term happiness.
• When asked what forgiveness is, a little girl gave this beautiful answer:
Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when its being crushed.
• God'll be above u - to bless u, below u - to support u, before u - to guide u, behind u - to protect u, beside u - to comfort u and inside u - to sustain u.
• Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you always end up winning, because Life is an Echo. It gives back what you have given.
• Thoughts of possessiveness come when there is fear of losing the loved one! It's not because they don't believe u, it's because they don't have faith on others who might take advantage of ur sweetness.
• Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and follow where they lead.
• Flirt with your understandings, get engaged to compassions, marry simplicity, honeymoon with genuineness, and divorce the ego, that's the way to live life.
• Life is a long journey to go; Life is a game yet to be played more; Life is a question yet to be answered more; Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. Live ur life as long as u can.
• Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
• Whenever you are down, always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think and then you have me too! Life isn't so bad !
• What looks to be nothing, finally becomes everything, and what is everything finally changes into nothing... that's life... enjoy every moment.
• Talk happiness. Talk faith. Talk health. Say you are well, and all is well with you, and God shall hear your words and make them true.
• Although water falls from a hill, it never thinks it had fallen, it raises to run as a river. Our glory in life is not falling but to raise at every fall.
• What is the secret of success? I found the answer in my room.
The fan said, "B Cool...
The roof said, "Aim Hight...
The window said. "Take Pains...
The clock said, "Everey Minute is Precious...
The mirror said, "Reflect Before You Act...
The calendar said, "B Up To Date...
The door said, "Push The Troubles...
The lamp said, "Make The Light Of Your Future...
• On a great day a person asked God: What surprises you most about mankind? God replied: They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. By thinking anxiously about the future they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor for the future. They live as if they will never die and they die as if they had never lived.
• When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life's First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life's Last day.
• It's good to have money & the things that money can buy. But it's too good to check up once in a while and make sure you have not lost things money can't buy!
• Arguments may make u win the situations but not the hearts. So next time u indulge in it, before going any further just ask what's more imp: the situation or the person.
• Failures shud find a place in mind, Success should find a place in heart because failures are long term lessons & successes are short-term happiness.
• When asked what forgiveness is, a little girl gave this beautiful answer:
Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when its being crushed.
• God'll be above u - to bless u, below u - to support u, before u - to guide u, behind u - to protect u, beside u - to comfort u and inside u - to sustain u.
• Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you always end up winning, because Life is an Echo. It gives back what you have given.
• Thoughts of possessiveness come when there is fear of losing the loved one! It's not because they don't believe u, it's because they don't have faith on others who might take advantage of ur sweetness.
• Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and follow where they lead.
• Flirt with your understandings, get engaged to compassions, marry simplicity, honeymoon with genuineness, and divorce the ego, that's the way to live life.
Dirty Naughty sms - 6
• Possible slogans for promoting Condoms: You can't go wrong if u shield your ding dong.
She won't get sick if u wrap your Dick.
If u go in heat cover ur Meat.
Don't be a Fool Vulcanize ur tool.
Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.
• Why is Pool called a fool's game?
Coz u hold the stick & put the ball in the hole, instead of holding balls & putting the stick in the hole!
• Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
• What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
• Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !
• Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed!
• He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
• Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can't fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand can let u achieve it.
• Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply...
• A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!
• Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass!
The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.
• The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females. The pill will be called Niagara!
• Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles. After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches.
• The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.
• Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make something super straight...!
• What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.
• A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
• Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA!
• Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS!
• It’s so common hearing How r u? What r u doing? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I’ll ask something different. Did u scratch ur balls today?
• Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
• Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.
• A party girl asked a Major, when was the last time u had sex?
Major: 1956. Wow she said. Like to have now?
Major glancing at his watch, not now. it’s only 2014.
• AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.
• Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?
Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.
• What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
• Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and openin. When open, both drive men crazy!
• God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?
Women: It’s OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not Detachable.
• Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
• Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
• Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
• Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
• AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
• Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!
• Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!
• Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - We're closed.
• Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like?
A: Fuck-fuck-fuck...... fuck-fuck-fuck.
• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
• A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!
The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!
• Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
• Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul butter?
Both are delicious when spread.
• Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?
• Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.
• Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?
Student: Main.
Sir: Kaise?
Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.
• What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note?
One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck.
• During sex, wife says: U r like a mobile phone!
Husband: Do I vibrate a lot ?
No, when u get into the tunnel, u lose ur network.
• A pros for nite: Rs 2000
Hotel Room: Rs 3000
Condoms: Rs 50
Erection: SORRY!
There r some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card!
• Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex, money & more sex. Have I grown young?
Doc: Not really... The heart was of a prostitute.
• Q: Why do Women hate getting periods?
A: Because it is a ‘Bloody’ Waste of ‘Fucking’ Time!
• It’s true! All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don't want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!
• Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi
• Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
• Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!
• Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.
• Guys think larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent she is. But the fact is that larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent the Men become!
• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
• Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti...
• What’s d heights of tension?
When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
• A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
• Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
• Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.
• I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hope that, later, you'd be my whore
• 3 friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
• What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.
• Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.
• 8 qualities of a perfect husband:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if all else fails, read the capital letters only.
• Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U'll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.
• Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.
Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis?
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.
Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
• Sex - Burn Calories Chart
Lying down: 90cal
Standing up: 492cal
Doggie style: 326cal
2nd round: 824 cal
Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal
• A kid asked a priest: Father, besides praying do u hv any other passtime?
The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied: Nun my child, nun.
• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What's that?
Ur eyes, sir !
• Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
• If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what colour of child will he get?
Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.
• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge!
• Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.
• Air Hostess came out of Pilot's Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it's called COCK- PIT
• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
• What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.
• Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to....??!! Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum !
• Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FM”
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
• A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
• Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde, khulli karde ne.
She won't get sick if u wrap your Dick.
If u go in heat cover ur Meat.
Don't be a Fool Vulcanize ur tool.
Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.
• Why is Pool called a fool's game?
Coz u hold the stick & put the ball in the hole, instead of holding balls & putting the stick in the hole!
• Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
• What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
• Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !
• Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed!
• He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
• Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can't fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand can let u achieve it.
• Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply...
• A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!
• Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass!
The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.
• The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females. The pill will be called Niagara!
• Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles. After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches.
• The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.
• Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make something super straight...!
• What do politicians and porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.
• A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
• Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA!
• Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS!
• It’s so common hearing How r u? What r u doing? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I’ll ask something different. Did u scratch ur balls today?
• Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
• Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.
• A party girl asked a Major, when was the last time u had sex?
Major: 1956. Wow she said. Like to have now?
Major glancing at his watch, not now. it’s only 2014.
• AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.
• Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?
Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.
• What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
• Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and openin. When open, both drive men crazy!
• God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?
Women: It’s OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not Detachable.
• Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?
• Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
• Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
• Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
• AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
• Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!
• Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!
• Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - We're closed.
• Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like?
A: Fuck-fuck-fuck...... fuck-fuck-fuck.
• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?
• A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!
The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!
• Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!
• Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul butter?
Both are delicious when spread.
• Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?
• Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.
• Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?
Student: Main.
Sir: Kaise?
Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.
• What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note?
One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck.
• During sex, wife says: U r like a mobile phone!
Husband: Do I vibrate a lot ?
No, when u get into the tunnel, u lose ur network.
• A pros for nite: Rs 2000
Hotel Room: Rs 3000
Condoms: Rs 50
Erection: SORRY!
There r some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card!
• Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex, money & more sex. Have I grown young?
Doc: Not really... The heart was of a prostitute.
• Q: Why do Women hate getting periods?
A: Because it is a ‘Bloody’ Waste of ‘Fucking’ Time!
• It’s true! All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don't want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!
• Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi
• Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
• Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!
• Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.
• Guys think larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent she is. But the fact is that larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent the Men become!
• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
• Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti...
• What’s d heights of tension?
When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
• A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
• Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
• Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.
• I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hope that, later, you'd be my whore
• 3 friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
• What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.
• Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.
• 8 qualities of a perfect husband:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if all else fails, read the capital letters only.
• Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U'll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.
• Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.
Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis?
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.
Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.
• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
• Sex - Burn Calories Chart
Lying down: 90cal
Standing up: 492cal
Doggie style: 326cal
2nd round: 824 cal
Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal
• A kid asked a priest: Father, besides praying do u hv any other passtime?
The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied: Nun my child, nun.
• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What's that?
Ur eyes, sir !
• Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
• If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what colour of child will he get?
Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.
• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge!
• Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.
• Air Hostess came out of Pilot's Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it's called COCK- PIT
• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
• What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.
• Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to....??!! Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum !
• Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FM”
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
• A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
• Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde, khulli karde ne.
Dirty Naughty sms - 5
• Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
• Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachche kyun hu jande ne?
Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nange ghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.
• Teacher comes to class with a rose in her blouse & asks: What does Roses drink?
Boy: Milk
Teacher: No, roses drink water.
Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is that long.
• Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phir kameez, phir undershirt te phir bra utaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhi utaar layi.
Fer...?
Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
• Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
• Height of reality: An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has to play the role of a pregnant lady in his next movie.
• In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?
Girl: Yes Sir.
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did.
• A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss Wow, whats that?
Gal: Ur eyes, sir...
• Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?
• A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.
• If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
• A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad. CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete, sirf udghatan karte hain.
• What's common between Suicide and Masturbation?
Khud-Kushi & Khud-Khushi.
• One agent was tensed.
Dealer: Kya hua?
Agent: Main 6 mahine se tour pe hoon, aur meri biwi pregnant ho gai.
Dealer: Ab pata chala bina order ke maal aaye to kaisa lagta hai...
• Boss to his secretary: Book my ticket for London, aur suno mera naam D.K. Bose likhwana, varna Airport pe mera naam BhosDK announce hota ha
• Important Chinese sayings:
1) If u don't like oral sex then keep ur mouth shut.
2) Opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one.
3) To avoid rape, say YES
• What do deer and women have in common?
The Hornier, the better !!!
• Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...
• A woman who aroses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser
• Q: What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
• Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;
Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;
Palm-top is when u r without them and alone
• Schoolgirl: I do not want to the Sex Education.
Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL
• Lady: I'm warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady: That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up.
• Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
• Happiness is like a dick. It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realize how big it grows...
• Judge: U r fined Rs 11420
Rapist: 11420 ??
Judge: 10000 for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax & 4% VAT
• A 20 yr old gal to tatoo artist: How much for an animal on my knee?
Artist: Rs 500 for Tiger, Rabbit or Lion but Giraffe is free.
• What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay? Both shout: Peechey se Aaa
• Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath
• Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 Fuck,
All these r free but depends on Luck
• A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
• A young gal goes to a Doc with mom
Gal: Medical check up karwana hai
Doc: Kapde utaar k parde k peeche let jaao
Gal: Mera nahin, mom ka
Doc: Oh, aap jeebh dikhayen
• 3 commandants for a successful life: Stay married, u hv nothing to lose except happiness, stay cool coz marriage is not a word but a life sentence, stay faithful to the wife. Whose wife? That can be discussed later
• A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was.
Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man?
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days & days"
• Litte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Daddy: You came from the stork
Little Boy: Ewww, you fuc ked a stork?
• What do you do if you come across a girl in your bed?
Apologise and wipe it off!
• A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother
Santa wrote back: Send me ur mother
• Kissing is a habit, Making love is a GAME,
Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain!
He says love u & she believes it's TRUE,
But wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U'
• Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi...
• How wud u tell ur galfriend if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later
• Ik badmaash ik kuri nu chak ke lai janda hai te rape karna shuru kar dinda hai.
Karda karda ruk jaanda hai te kehnda hai: Hun dass kithe hai tera ashiq, je hai dum taan...
Kudi: Tu ruk na kari chal, maza aa reha hai, us kamine nu SMS padi jaan de
• Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.
• For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
• A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
• Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
• Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre: Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl
• Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times
• A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.
The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16
• Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
• Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
• 10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Tolerant, Polite, Understanding, Sexy, Smart, Youthful. In short -TIGHT PUSSY
• A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
• School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
• Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana.
• Boy: If I press ur boobs & run, what'll u think?
Girl: I'll think... Ek bewakoof, jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn daba ke bhag gaya
• What did the Hen say when Rooster tried to rape her?
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckaaak
• An ad in the paper: Come Via_Agra... and see man's greatest erection for a woman. The Taj Mahal...!
• Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!
• Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar
• Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his 'Law of Gravity'
• A baniya has sex just on alternate days! His friend asks him the reason. Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!
• Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade
• Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
• Congratulations on the termination of ur isolation & may I express an appreciation of ur determination to end the desperation & frustration which has caused u so much consternation in giving u the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
• What's the similarity between drinking a coke & sucking a tall woman's tits?
Piyo sar utha ke...
• The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls.
• A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai
• Dear subscriber ur sex balance is low. Ur account will be put into virginity mode so please refuck as soon as possible to keep ur account open.
• What's the difference between Patiala Peg n Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai.
• A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my galfriend
Teacher: How could u break ur specs kissing a gal?
Boy: She crossedher legs
• What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
She thinks: I hope I'm running not too fast
• Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!!
• Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana, mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla Bahu ke saath soye to bhi nahin tootega
• Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE...
• Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
• Common statements by girls after the exam & the wedding night: Thoda Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata tha lekin theek se kar nahin paayi
• The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts
• A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down & said to her privates: I know u haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know u were so worried about it
• Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
• What's fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth... just to cover two little tits of a model.
• A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
• The prayer of a naughty girl visiting the Chucrh:
Oh Virgin Mother thou who did conceive without sinning... teach me to sin without conceiving!
• A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
• BAR & BRA... wonder what it’s about these three letters that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open...
• Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnnie: Sure, back of the church yard.
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
• Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachche kyun hu jande ne?
Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nange ghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.
• Teacher comes to class with a rose in her blouse & asks: What does Roses drink?
Boy: Milk
Teacher: No, roses drink water.
Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is that long.
• Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phir kameez, phir undershirt te phir bra utaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhi utaar layi.
Fer...?
Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
• Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
• Height of reality: An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has to play the role of a pregnant lady in his next movie.
• In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?
Girl: Yes Sir.
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did.
• A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss Wow, whats that?
Gal: Ur eyes, sir...
• Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?
• A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.
• If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
• A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad. CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete, sirf udghatan karte hain.
• What's common between Suicide and Masturbation?
Khud-Kushi & Khud-Khushi.
• One agent was tensed.
Dealer: Kya hua?
Agent: Main 6 mahine se tour pe hoon, aur meri biwi pregnant ho gai.
Dealer: Ab pata chala bina order ke maal aaye to kaisa lagta hai...
• Boss to his secretary: Book my ticket for London, aur suno mera naam D.K. Bose likhwana, varna Airport pe mera naam BhosDK announce hota ha
• Important Chinese sayings:
1) If u don't like oral sex then keep ur mouth shut.
2) Opinion is like an asshole, everyone has one.
3) To avoid rape, say YES
• What do deer and women have in common?
The Hornier, the better !!!
• Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...
• A woman who aroses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser
• Q: What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
• Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;
Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;
Palm-top is when u r without them and alone
• Schoolgirl: I do not want to the Sex Education.
Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL
• Lady: I'm warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady: That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up.
• Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
• Happiness is like a dick. It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realize how big it grows...
• Judge: U r fined Rs 11420
Rapist: 11420 ??
Judge: 10000 for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax & 4% VAT
• A 20 yr old gal to tatoo artist: How much for an animal on my knee?
Artist: Rs 500 for Tiger, Rabbit or Lion but Giraffe is free.
• What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay? Both shout: Peechey se Aaa
• Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath
• Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 Fuck,
All these r free but depends on Luck
• A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What's the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
• A young gal goes to a Doc with mom
Gal: Medical check up karwana hai
Doc: Kapde utaar k parde k peeche let jaao
Gal: Mera nahin, mom ka
Doc: Oh, aap jeebh dikhayen
• 3 commandants for a successful life: Stay married, u hv nothing to lose except happiness, stay cool coz marriage is not a word but a life sentence, stay faithful to the wife. Whose wife? That can be discussed later
• A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was.
Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man?
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days & days"
• Litte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Daddy: You came from the stork
Little Boy: Ewww, you fuc ked a stork?
• What do you do if you come across a girl in your bed?
Apologise and wipe it off!
• A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother
Santa wrote back: Send me ur mother
• Kissing is a habit, Making love is a GAME,
Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain!
He says love u & she believes it's TRUE,
But wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U'
• Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi...
• How wud u tell ur galfriend if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later
• Ik badmaash ik kuri nu chak ke lai janda hai te rape karna shuru kar dinda hai.
Karda karda ruk jaanda hai te kehnda hai: Hun dass kithe hai tera ashiq, je hai dum taan...
Kudi: Tu ruk na kari chal, maza aa reha hai, us kamine nu SMS padi jaan de
• Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.
• For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
• A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
• Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
• Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre: Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl
• Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times
• A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.
The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16
• Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
• Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
• 10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Tolerant, Polite, Understanding, Sexy, Smart, Youthful. In short -TIGHT PUSSY
• A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
• School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
• Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana.
• Boy: If I press ur boobs & run, what'll u think?
Girl: I'll think... Ek bewakoof, jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn daba ke bhag gaya
• What did the Hen say when Rooster tried to rape her?
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckaaak
• An ad in the paper: Come Via_Agra... and see man's greatest erection for a woman. The Taj Mahal...!
• Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!
• Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar
• Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his 'Law of Gravity'
• A baniya has sex just on alternate days! His friend asks him the reason. Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!
• Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade
• Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
• Congratulations on the termination of ur isolation & may I express an appreciation of ur determination to end the desperation & frustration which has caused u so much consternation in giving u the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
• What's the similarity between drinking a coke & sucking a tall woman's tits?
Piyo sar utha ke...
• The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls.
• A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai
• Dear subscriber ur sex balance is low. Ur account will be put into virginity mode so please refuck as soon as possible to keep ur account open.
• What's the difference between Patiala Peg n Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai.
• A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my galfriend
Teacher: How could u break ur specs kissing a gal?
Boy: She crossedher legs
• What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
She thinks: I hope I'm running not too fast
• Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!!
• Man: Mistriji, bed majboot banana, mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa majboot banaunga ki saara mohalla Bahu ke saath soye to bhi nahin tootega
• Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE...
• Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
• Common statements by girls after the exam & the wedding night: Thoda Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata tha lekin theek se kar nahin paayi
• The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts
• A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down & said to her privates: I know u haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know u were so worried about it
• Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
• What's fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth... just to cover two little tits of a model.
• A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
• The prayer of a naughty girl visiting the Chucrh:
Oh Virgin Mother thou who did conceive without sinning... teach me to sin without conceiving!
• A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
• BAR & BRA... wonder what it’s about these three letters that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open...
• Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnnie: Sure, back of the church yard.
Dirty Naughty sms - 4
• Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
• What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
• U should be thankful to the Govt for the condition of Indian roads, otherwise u wud have missed the beautiful view of Bouncing boobies on scooties!
• Hey dude Congrats!!! Heard you got selected as the first male model for Whisper Ad... 'Why Should Girls have all the Fun'
• Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
• Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha he hai.
• A rooster & cat were goin over a bridge, cat slips n falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral: Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock
• A girl for first the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time some drops came out, she asked what's that?
The boy said: Yeh khushi ke aansoo hain.
• The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females... The pill will be called Niagra!
• Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms.
Ideal for fuckers who don't know when to pull out.
• Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted!
• Don't always take things in their literal sense. Like- When Dr says take off ur clothes. When dentist says open wide. When milkman says u want in the front or in the back. When interior dec say once it is in u'll luv it. When banker says if u take it out soon u'll lose the interest. When the phone guy says wud u like it on table or against the wall!
• A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
• Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
• Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
• A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
• Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
• Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
• It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
• Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet.
• Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
• Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls don't.
• Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of human blood?
Men get more cocky and women lay better.
• Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They keep in touch with severel holes simultaneously.
• If u want to start business, start a Condom company named DIPPER. It'll get free publicity on Indian trucks... Use Dipper at Night
• An in-depth study has shown that the bird-flu virus hits small cocks first. I thought i'd warn u immediately.
• What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper & a woman?
When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
• Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
• Young man asks an older man: Sir, what is retrenchment?
Older man: Retrenchment is when u r replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.
• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.
• Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
• What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
• U should be thankful to the Govt for the condition of Indian roads, otherwise u wud have missed the beautiful view of Bouncing boobies on scooties!
• Hey dude Congrats!!! Heard you got selected as the first male model for Whisper Ad... 'Why Should Girls have all the Fun'
• Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
• Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha he hai.
• A rooster & cat were goin over a bridge, cat slips n falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral: Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock
• A girl for first the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time some drops came out, she asked what's that?
The boy said: Yeh khushi ke aansoo hain.
• The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females... The pill will be called Niagra!
• Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms.
Ideal for fuckers who don't know when to pull out.
• Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted!
• Don't always take things in their literal sense. Like- When Dr says take off ur clothes. When dentist says open wide. When milkman says u want in the front or in the back. When interior dec say once it is in u'll luv it. When banker says if u take it out soon u'll lose the interest. When the phone guy says wud u like it on table or against the wall!
• A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
• Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
• Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
• A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
• Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
• Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
• It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
• Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet.
• Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
• Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls don't.
• Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of human blood?
Men get more cocky and women lay better.
• Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common... They keep in touch with severel holes simultaneously.
• If u want to start business, start a Condom company named DIPPER. It'll get free publicity on Indian trucks... Use Dipper at Night
• An in-depth study has shown that the bird-flu virus hits small cocks first. I thought i'd warn u immediately.
• What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper & a woman?
When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
• Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
• The definition of an optimist is a woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
• Young man asks an older man: Sir, what is retrenchment?
Older man: Retrenchment is when u r replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.
• Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week.
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months.
• Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.
Dirty Naughty sms - 3
• Singboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
• Yesterday's news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.
• A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
• How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
• Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
• Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
• Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
• Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?
• Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.
• Balatkari Baba ka b'day kal GB Road pe dhoom dhaam se manaya jayega. Blue film & bahut si adult samagri bhi baanti jaeygi. SMS sirf khaas tharkiyon ko bheja ja raha hai.
• What women don't really understand: For a man, his friends r like his balls. Very close to him, constantly at hand n always hanging around seemingly doing nothin, but without em he's simply not a complete man.
• Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
• Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Fuckin Gashties
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless fuckers.
• During a sexual session, the gal says: U r like a mobile phone!
He asks: Do I vibrate a lot?
Gal: No, when u get into the tunnel, u loose signal.
• In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.
• Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
• Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?
• Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!
• I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday and Tevery other day!
• Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!
• If a married woman is called 'Polo... The mint with a hole' Then what's an unmarried woman called...?
CENTER FRESH
• New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
• Q: What's the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!
• An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.
• Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't come everythings fucked.
• Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!
• Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don't know why you are fuckin shaking, she's goin 2 eat me!
• A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man: Beer cunt!
• Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.
• Yesterday's news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.
• A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
• How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
• Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
• Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
• Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
• Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?
• Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.
• Balatkari Baba ka b'day kal GB Road pe dhoom dhaam se manaya jayega. Blue film & bahut si adult samagri bhi baanti jaeygi. SMS sirf khaas tharkiyon ko bheja ja raha hai.
• What women don't really understand: For a man, his friends r like his balls. Very close to him, constantly at hand n always hanging around seemingly doing nothin, but without em he's simply not a complete man.
• Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
• Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Fuckin Gashties
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless fuckers.
• During a sexual session, the gal says: U r like a mobile phone!
He asks: Do I vibrate a lot?
Gal: No, when u get into the tunnel, u loose signal.
• In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day.
• Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
• Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?
• Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!
• I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday and Tevery other day!
• Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!
• If a married woman is called 'Polo... The mint with a hole' Then what's an unmarried woman called...?
CENTER FRESH
• New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
• Q: What's the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!
• An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.
• Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't come everythings fucked.
• Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!
• Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don't know why you are fuckin shaking, she's goin 2 eat me!
• A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man: Beer cunt!
• Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.
Dirty Naughty sms - 2
• Name the 5 great kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives?
DrinKING,
LicKING,
SucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !
• Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!
• After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.
• A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.
Dr: Drop ur knickers.
He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.
• The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!
• A reasent studdi haz chown thet peapel hoo aar amezing in bed ar krapp at spelin!
• What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
• When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
• Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
• Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
• Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
• If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!
• As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.
• Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
• Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.
• When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
• Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
• Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
• Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen
• Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
• Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
• Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
• A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
• Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
• Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
• Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
• Q: What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.
DrinKING,
LicKING,
SucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !
• Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!
• After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.
• A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.
Dr: Drop ur knickers.
He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.
• The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!
• A reasent studdi haz chown thet peapel hoo aar amezing in bed ar krapp at spelin!
• What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
• When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
• Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
• Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
• Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
• If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!
• As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.
• Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
• Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.
• When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
• Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
• Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
• Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen
• Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
• Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
• Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
• A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
• Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
• Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
• Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
• Q: What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.
Dirty Naughty sms - 1
• What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
• Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.
• Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
• Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
• Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
• An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
• Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man's TONGUE! It can raise a woman's LEGS!
• Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
• Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for ANAL entry. She calls it 'Turnover' tax.
• A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive, on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very popular.
• Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.
• Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Brkat-e-Elahi, n Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi
• A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife's breast for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date.
• Q: What did one ant say to the other while climbing up Prince Charles' leg?
A: Meet you at the royal ball.
• Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your shoes!
• Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.
• A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....!
• If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck,
if its erect but soft it needs good suck,
if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck!
• One day the penis tells the balls:
Tonight v r goin 4 a party!
The balls reply, U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
• Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
• 3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
• Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
• Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
• Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together.
Who? Your bum cheeks!!
• A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives happenis
• Latest porn releases: Shaving Private Ryan, Position Impossible, As Big As It Gets, Forest Hump, Riding Miss Daisy, Starwhores and Pornocchio.
• Nipple, Nipple don’t b far,
let me press u in my car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry,
let me suck u don’t feel shy, in the bra u’ll die.
• If you assume you may make an ASS out of U and ME, but if you don't assume, nothing gets done.
• Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use ur hand & njoy d art of messaging me.
• Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
• Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.
• Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.
• What's common between the sun & women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.
• Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man.
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
• Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.
• Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
• Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
• Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
• An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
• Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man's TONGUE! It can raise a woman's LEGS!
• Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
• Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for ANAL entry. She calls it 'Turnover' tax.
• A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive, on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very popular.
• Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.
• Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Brkat-e-Elahi, n Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi
• A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife's breast for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date.
• Q: What did one ant say to the other while climbing up Prince Charles' leg?
A: Meet you at the royal ball.
• Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your shoes!
• Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.
• A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....!
• If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck,
if its erect but soft it needs good suck,
if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck!
• One day the penis tells the balls:
Tonight v r goin 4 a party!
The balls reply, U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
• Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
• 3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
• Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
• Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
• Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together.
Who? Your bum cheeks!!
• A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives happenis
• Latest porn releases: Shaving Private Ryan, Position Impossible, As Big As It Gets, Forest Hump, Riding Miss Daisy, Starwhores and Pornocchio.
• Nipple, Nipple don’t b far,
let me press u in my car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry,
let me suck u don’t feel shy, in the bra u’ll die.
• If you assume you may make an ASS out of U and ME, but if you don't assume, nothing gets done.
• Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use ur hand & njoy d art of messaging me.
• Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
• Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.
• Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.
• What's common between the sun & women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.
• Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man.
Dirty Marital Woes SMS - 2
• 'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. 'One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.'
• Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
• Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?
A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.
• Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and one is to make up.
• Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!
• A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a fucking asshole.
• Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
• Son kills a butterfly.
Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills a honeybee.
Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills a cockroach.
Son: Dad u tell her or should I?
• Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I’m HIV positive.
• Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.
• Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow
• Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
• Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.
• Man 2 wife on wedding night: R u sure that I'm the 1st man you have slept with?
Wife: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.
• Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
• Playboy has started a special edition 4 married men. The same woman is featured every month.
• A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.
• Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
• What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.
• 'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'
• It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the doggie position!
The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
• Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
• Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
• Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?
A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.
• Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and one is to make up.
• Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!
• A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a fucking asshole.
• Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.
• Son kills a butterfly.
Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills a honeybee.
Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills a cockroach.
Son: Dad u tell her or should I?
• Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I’m HIV positive.
• Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.
• Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow
• Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
• Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.
• Man 2 wife on wedding night: R u sure that I'm the 1st man you have slept with?
Wife: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.
• Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
• Playboy has started a special edition 4 married men. The same woman is featured every month.
• A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.
• Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
• What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.
• 'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'
• It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the doggie position!
The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!
• Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
Dirty Marital Woes SMS - 1
• Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
• Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!
• Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
• Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
• Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.
• In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can’t think of anyone tonight!
• A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn’t mean that you have become Enlightened. It doesn’t mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.
• Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
• Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh
• On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
• Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
• Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer
Man: What shld I do?
Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK
• The groom stood naked in front of the mirror:
2 inches more & I'd be a king
Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen
• What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.
• A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!
• One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.
• Dentist didn’t get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling
• Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
• Husband: I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in ur ear?
Wife: No, I might go deaf!
Husband: I’ve been cumin in ur mouth 4 15yrs & u r still fuckin talking.
• Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
• Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!
• Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
• Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
• Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.
• In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can’t think of anyone tonight!
• A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn’t mean that you have become Enlightened. It doesn’t mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.
• Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
• Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh
• On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
• Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
• Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer
Man: What shld I do?
Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK
• The groom stood naked in front of the mirror:
2 inches more & I'd be a king
Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen
• What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.
• A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!
• One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.
• Dentist didn’t get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling
• Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
• Husband: I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in ur ear?
Wife: No, I might go deaf!
Husband: I’ve been cumin in ur mouth 4 15yrs & u r still fuckin talking.
• Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.
Dirty Friendship SMS
• Eni fariyad meri, menu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
Jo v pyar karde ne tenu unhan vicho mera naam v yaad rakhin,
Bhaaven menu sab to baad rakhi.
• Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.
• There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish"
U asked, "Make me Gorgeous."
Genie replied, "I grant wishes not fucking miracles"
• Today it’s cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
• A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
• Remember: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz FUCK stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
Jo v pyar karde ne tenu unhan vicho mera naam v yaad rakhin,
Bhaaven menu sab to baad rakhi.
• Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.
• There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish"
U asked, "Make me Gorgeous."
Genie replied, "I grant wishes not fucking miracles"
• Today it’s cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
• A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
• Remember: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz FUCK stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
Dirty Flirt SMS
• Of all the babes u r my selection. Please don't giv me a rejection. My teeth are clean for ur inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!
• I have spent many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don't want to my son to do the same for ur daughter. So, lets make them brother n sister
• Do you like maths?
If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
• Sex is gud sex is fine, doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid everyone luvs getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back
• A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
• Roses are red, violets are blue,
Shorter the skirt better the view.
• Sex is fun. sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just 4 fun or getting paid,
Everyone loves getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack,
Just lick ur lips & text me back.
• God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone...
as HOT...
as SEXY...
as Fuckable...
as YOU!
• You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great,
Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?
• Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69. Just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid. So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back.
• Are mice giving you trouble?
No?
Than you must have a good pussy!
• I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
• Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
• Feeling bored? Think of me.
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling horny? Use ur hand & njoy the art of messaging.
• I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 069 distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.
• I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
• God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
• U r so sexy u drive me insane, I luv u so much that my heart is in pain. Ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber, oh damn I'm sorry I have the wrong number.
• Kisses blown r kisses wasted. Kisses r not kisses unless they r tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs r hated, but u can kiss me baby I’m vaccinated.
• I have spent many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don't want to my son to do the same for ur daughter. So, lets make them brother n sister
• Do you like maths?
If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
• Sex is gud sex is fine, doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid everyone luvs getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back
• A smile to put you on a high... A kiss to set your soul all right... Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
• Roses are red, violets are blue,
Shorter the skirt better the view.
• Sex is fun. sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69,
Just 4 fun or getting paid,
Everyone loves getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack,
Just lick ur lips & text me back.
• God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone...
as HOT...
as SEXY...
as Fuckable...
as YOU!
• You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great,
Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?
• Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69. Just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid. So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back.
• Are mice giving you trouble?
No?
Than you must have a good pussy!
• I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
• Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
• Feeling bored? Think of me.
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling horny? Use ur hand & njoy the art of messaging.
• I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 069 distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.
• I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
• God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
• U r so sexy u drive me insane, I luv u so much that my heart is in pain. Ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber, oh damn I'm sorry I have the wrong number.
• Kisses blown r kisses wasted. Kisses r not kisses unless they r tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs r hated, but u can kiss me baby I’m vaccinated.
Dirty Shayari SMS
• Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah
• Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
• Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!
• Kya aap SEX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.
• Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?
• Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.
• Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
• Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah
• Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
• Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!
• Kya aap SEX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.
• Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?
• Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.
• Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
• Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
Santa Banta dirty jokes - 6
• Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife’s boobs!
• Santa on a blind date with a gori.
Santa: Do u object 2 fucking?
Gori: That’s something I'v never done.
Santa: What! U r a Virgin?
Gori: No, Never Objected!
• On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in. Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st.
Bride: No ji. Others removed the panty 1st.
• Master to Banta: Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Banta: Ji 6
Master: Oye Murkha, tenu kini vari keha k Kachche ch hath pa k Unglan na ginya kar
• Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
• Santa to Banta after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
• Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested.
• Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs?
Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between urs.
• Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
• Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.
• Santa was teaching Preeto swimming.
After 2 hrs Preeto said: Tell me, will I really drown like a leaking boat if u take out ur finger?
• Jeeto: Doc saab, mujhe thode din bachcha nahinn chahiye.
Doc: Take this condoms.
Jeeto: Ye paani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath.
• Gal's father: Beta kya karte ho?
Santa: Ji samaaj seva karta hoon. Gire huon ko uthata hoon, bichade huon ko milata hoon.
Father: Woh kaise?
Santa: Ji Bra banata hoon.
• Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
• Doctor advised Santa: Dabaa ke doodh piyo.
Santa: Doodh to khoob peeta hoon per wohh dabaney nahin deti.
• Banta: Why are condoms transparent?
Santa: So that the sperms can at least enjoy the scenery!
• Banta’s advice: Don’t carry umbrella during Rain....keep WHISPER on ur head kyunki yeh ghanton tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de
• Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Santa ne car roki to ladki boli: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
• Banta: Was ur wife a virgin when u married?
Santa: I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.
• Preeto comes nude in front of theguests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What’s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ‘Serve hot without dressing’
• Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
Sardar: Oye, Which side is orange juice?
• Santa: Qutub minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
• Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
• Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!
• Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
• Santa: Bhai Saab ek condom dena. Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du.
Santa, arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
• Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
• Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily.
• Pappu: Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto: Yeh to achchi baat hai.
Pappu: Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God...O God'
• Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad.
• 2 Girls were masturbating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I'll get a carrot.
• Banta: Yaar ek masla khada ho gaya hai.
Santa: Yaar Itna kyon masla jo sala khada hi ho gaya
• Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to.
• Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.
• Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.
• Banta: Thakur Gabbar teri bhen da rape ka dita. Te oh puch rahi hai ki...
Thakur: Ki puchdi hai?
Banta: Puchdi hai ki Gabbar to Badla Laina hai ya payment?
• Doctor: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual.
Banta: With bad news like that, what could be the good news?
Doc: The good news is I think you're cute.
• Preeto: I have to be damned careful not to get pregnant"
Jeeto: I thought your husband had a vasectomy
Preeto replies: He did!
• Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
• Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?
Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
• In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape.
Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs
• One night Jeeto's boyfriend asked her: Darling, r u free tonight?
Jeeto shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged u before?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife’s boobs!
• Santa on a blind date with a gori.
Santa: Do u object 2 fucking?
Gori: That’s something I'v never done.
Santa: What! U r a Virgin?
Gori: No, Never Objected!
• On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in. Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st.
Bride: No ji. Others removed the panty 1st.
• Master to Banta: Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Banta: Ji 6
Master: Oye Murkha, tenu kini vari keha k Kachche ch hath pa k Unglan na ginya kar
• Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
• Santa to Banta after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
• Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested.
• Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs?
Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between urs.
• Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
• Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.
• Santa was teaching Preeto swimming.
After 2 hrs Preeto said: Tell me, will I really drown like a leaking boat if u take out ur finger?
• Jeeto: Doc saab, mujhe thode din bachcha nahinn chahiye.
Doc: Take this condoms.
Jeeto: Ye paani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath.
• Gal's father: Beta kya karte ho?
Santa: Ji samaaj seva karta hoon. Gire huon ko uthata hoon, bichade huon ko milata hoon.
Father: Woh kaise?
Santa: Ji Bra banata hoon.
• Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
• Doctor advised Santa: Dabaa ke doodh piyo.
Santa: Doodh to khoob peeta hoon per wohh dabaney nahin deti.
• Banta: Why are condoms transparent?
Santa: So that the sperms can at least enjoy the scenery!
• Banta’s advice: Don’t carry umbrella during Rain....keep WHISPER on ur head kyunki yeh ghanton tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de
• Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Santa ne car roki to ladki boli: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
• Banta: Was ur wife a virgin when u married?
Santa: I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.
• Preeto comes nude in front of theguests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What’s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ‘Serve hot without dressing’
• Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
Sardar: Oye, Which side is orange juice?
• Santa: Qutub minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
• Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
• Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!
• Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
• Santa: Bhai Saab ek condom dena. Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du.
Santa, arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
• Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
• Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily.
• Pappu: Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto: Yeh to achchi baat hai.
Pappu: Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God...O God'
• Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad.
• 2 Girls were masturbating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I'll get a carrot.
• Banta: Yaar ek masla khada ho gaya hai.
Santa: Yaar Itna kyon masla jo sala khada hi ho gaya
• Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to.
• Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.
• Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.
• Banta: Thakur Gabbar teri bhen da rape ka dita. Te oh puch rahi hai ki...
Thakur: Ki puchdi hai?
Banta: Puchdi hai ki Gabbar to Badla Laina hai ya payment?
• Doctor: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual.
Banta: With bad news like that, what could be the good news?
Doc: The good news is I think you're cute.
• Preeto: I have to be damned careful not to get pregnant"
Jeeto: I thought your husband had a vasectomy
Preeto replies: He did!
• Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
• Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?
Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
• In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape.
Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs
• One night Jeeto's boyfriend asked her: Darling, r u free tonight?
Jeeto shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged u before?
Santa Banta dirty jokes - 5
• Santa, unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta’s advice.
While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta
• Santa rape karan di koshish karda hai. Kudi: Tere rape karan to pehla mein mar javangi.
Santa: Aho mar jayin par kise garib de kam na aayin
• Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey dawangi.
Santa: Tu 1500 le, magar hune ge
• Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
• On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
• Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata.
• Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Changa hoya paani nahi mangya.
• Santa: Will u marry me?
Gal: I'm a lesbian.
Santa: Lesbian?
Gal: I like to hv sex with girls.
Santa: Lai, phir to I'm also a LESBIAN
• After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
• Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.
• Banta walked up to a girl at the bar n said: Can I buy u a drink?
Girl: Do u like sex?
Banta: Of course.
Girl: Do u like to travel?
Banta: Yeah, I luv to travel.
Girl: Then fuck off
• Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...!
While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta
• Santa rape karan di koshish karda hai. Kudi: Tere rape karan to pehla mein mar javangi.
Santa: Aho mar jayin par kise garib de kam na aayin
• Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey dawangi.
Santa: Tu 1500 le, magar hune ge
• Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
• On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
• Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata.
• Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Changa hoya paani nahi mangya.
• Santa: Will u marry me?
Gal: I'm a lesbian.
Santa: Lesbian?
Gal: I like to hv sex with girls.
Santa: Lai, phir to I'm also a LESBIAN
• After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
• Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.
• Banta walked up to a girl at the bar n said: Can I buy u a drink?
Girl: Do u like sex?
Banta: Of course.
Girl: Do u like to travel?
Banta: Yeah, I luv to travel.
Girl: Then fuck off
• Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...!
Santa Banta dirty jokes - 4
• Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
• Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
• Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
• Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao
• What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide & a virgin? One is trying to die... the other is dying to try
• Teacher: Explain Responsibility?
Pappu: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll b on the 4th one
• Jeeto goes 2 repair umbrella. The man said: Upar ka kapda nikalna padega, Neeche se danda dalna padega.
Jeeto: Kuch bhi karo but pani andar nahi ana chaiye
• Banta: Y is reading a Playboy mag like reading National Geographic?
Santa: Coz in both u'll get to see a lot of gr8 places, which u'll never get to visit.
• A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slap u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…
• Santa was asked to give a talk on Sex
He walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone & said: Ladies n Gentlemen, it gives me gr8 pleasure...
And sat back down
• Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band karke soya kar.
• Santa to Amli: Yaar thodi jahi afeem devin kise nu deni hai.
Amli: Oye afeem khake loki lende tan bahut dekhe ne par den wala tu hi milaya.
• Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi
• Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?
Nahin.
To kya Behan lagti hai?
Nahin.
To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
• Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
• Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Man: She does it for free.
• Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao
• What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide & a virgin? One is trying to die... the other is dying to try
• Teacher: Explain Responsibility?
Pappu: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll b on the 4th one
• Jeeto goes 2 repair umbrella. The man said: Upar ka kapda nikalna padega, Neeche se danda dalna padega.
Jeeto: Kuch bhi karo but pani andar nahi ana chaiye
• Banta: Y is reading a Playboy mag like reading National Geographic?
Santa: Coz in both u'll get to see a lot of gr8 places, which u'll never get to visit.
• A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slap u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…
• Santa was asked to give a talk on Sex
He walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone & said: Ladies n Gentlemen, it gives me gr8 pleasure...
And sat back down
• Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band karke soya kar.
• Santa to Amli: Yaar thodi jahi afeem devin kise nu deni hai.
Amli: Oye afeem khake loki lende tan bahut dekhe ne par den wala tu hi milaya.
• Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi
• Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai?
Nahin.
To kya Behan lagti hai?
Nahin.
To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?
Santa Banta dirty jokes - 3
• Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
• Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee"
• Q: What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
• Santa was pissing when a gal saw his huge penis & said naughtily: Wow I wud luv to have that.
Santa: Go & get a cup, I'm about to finish.
• Judge: Y do u want divorce?
Banta: She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu aithey dc lagyan? Sari colony khush aa, ik teri agg nahin bhujdi.
• Teacher: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
Pappu: Daddy.
• A man is doing push ups on the beach. Drunk Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says:
Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.
• Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon.
• Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
• Santa was sukin girlfriend's breasts.
Gal got excited n said: Tussi hor kuch chahney ho?
Santa: Doodh naal biscuit milangey?
• Doctor: You look terribly weak & exhausted! R u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Santa's wife: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
• Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
• Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
• The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.
• In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
• Banta to his wife, Preeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
• Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee"
• Q: What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
• Santa was pissing when a gal saw his huge penis & said naughtily: Wow I wud luv to have that.
Santa: Go & get a cup, I'm about to finish.
• Judge: Y do u want divorce?
Banta: She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu aithey dc lagyan? Sari colony khush aa, ik teri agg nahin bhujdi.
• Teacher: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
Pappu: Daddy.
• A man is doing push ups on the beach. Drunk Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says:
Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.
• Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon.
• Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
• Santa was sukin girlfriend's breasts.
Gal got excited n said: Tussi hor kuch chahney ho?
Santa: Doodh naal biscuit milangey?
• Doctor: You look terribly weak & exhausted! R u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Santa's wife: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
• Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
• Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
• The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.
• In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
• Banta to his wife, Preeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.
Santa Banta dirty jokes - 2
• Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
• Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.
• Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa key!
• Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
• Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between luv, belief & relief.
Santa: Ur Mom is my luv, ur maid is my relief & I'm your Dad - well, that's my belief.
• Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused. I think shes is cold but people say she's hot.
• Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
• A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714.
• Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.
• In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
• I'm organising group sex at my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.
• Pappu sees his parents having sex.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
• Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.
• Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa key!
• Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
• Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between luv, belief & relief.
Santa: Ur Mom is my luv, ur maid is my relief & I'm your Dad - well, that's my belief.
• Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused. I think shes is cold but people say she's hot.
• Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
• A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714.
• Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.
• In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
• I'm organising group sex at my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.
• Pappu sees his parents having sex.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.
Santa Banta dirty jokes - 1
• How does a vagina luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
• A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."
• Doctor: U look terribly weak & exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Preeto: Doctor, I thought u said three males a day. 9
• During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do u luv me, do u really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do u think, I am doing pushups?
• Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
• Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
• Banta: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
Santa: Fork
• How does a vagina luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
• Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
• Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
• Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
• Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
• Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
Santa: What r u saying? I’d never even think abt such thing.
Banta: U might want 2. She’s much better then urs.
Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
• A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."
• Doctor: U look terribly weak & exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Preeto: Doctor, I thought u said three males a day. 9
• During sex Jeeto asks repeatedly: Do u luv me, do u really love me? Irritated Santa: What the hell do u think, I am doing pushups?
• Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
• Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
• Banta: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
Santa: Fork
• How does a vagina luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?
• Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
• Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
• Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
• Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away.
Doctor: Did you try using a lemon?
Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.
• Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
Santa: What r u saying? I’d never even think abt such thing.
Banta: U might want 2. She’s much better then urs.
Dirty SMS - 3
• Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
• Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
• Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
• Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
• Sex is good, sex is fine.
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
• Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
• Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
• Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
• Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
• Sex is good, sex is fine.
doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.
Dirty SMS - 2
• Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
• Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
• Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
• Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
• Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!
• A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
• 3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
• Little gypsy girl: Which way do my knickers go?
Her Mom: How many fucking more times do I have to tell u yellow to the front & brown to the back!
• They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
• Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short, sweet and cheap!
• Mr & Mrs Blobby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby & says: Bluba lluba lupblub.
Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!
• Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
• 3 Facts of Life:
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
• One day the PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!
The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
• Q: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
A: Center Fresh.
• To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!
• Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
• Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!
• Q: What’s the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.
• A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
• Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.
• Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!
• Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
• Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!
• A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
• 3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
• Little gypsy girl: Which way do my knickers go?
Her Mom: How many fucking more times do I have to tell u yellow to the front & brown to the back!
• They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!
• Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short, sweet and cheap!
• Mr & Mrs Blobby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby & says: Bluba lluba lupblub.
Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!
• Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.
• 3 Facts of Life:
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
• One day the PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!
The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
• Q: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
A: Center Fresh.
• To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!
• Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
• Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!
• Q: What’s the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.
• A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.
Dirty SMS - 1
• All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...
• What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
• When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
• Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
• Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
• What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
• A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
• 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.
• Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
• Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
• What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
• Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
• A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
• Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
• Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
• Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
• Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
• Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
• The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.
• What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
• When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE
• Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
• Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.
• What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
• A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.
• Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
• 70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.
• Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
• Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
• What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
• Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
• A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
• Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
• Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
• Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
• Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!
• Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
• The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.
Valentine Day SmS Messages
I have you! If you hate me,
I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!By UZZAL
I have heard from the Phone company,
I have heard from the Phone company, The Water company, The electric company, but haven't heard from You. Too bad, it's Your Company I love the most.By UZZAL
Can I say I love you today?
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.By UZZAL
Only open hearts receives
Only open hearts receives love,only the open mind receives feelings, only the open hand receives touches, only the sweetest one receives my msgs..By Surya
Chand se Pyari chandni(In Urdu)
Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se pyari raat, raat se pyari zindagi, zindagi se pyare aap.I Love u ainee. By Khurum
1000 words 1 cood say.
1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u! by ikram
Accidents do happen
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u. by Ikram
i wish i was ur blanket,
i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite by Ikram
God sprinkles tiny but
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you! By UZZAL
In the Arithmatic of Love
In the Arithmatic of Love 1 + 1 = Everything and 2 - 1 = nothing By atiqkiani
If i would have two lives one
If i would have two lives one i would give u and the other i would give up for u.By atiqkiani
There are a lot of birds
There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.By ikram marwat
LOVE is something beautiful,
LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! By ikram marwat
If the people we love are stolen
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...By ikram marwat
What I feel for you,is really true
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? By ikram marwat
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART! By Urmilla
Tears can sometimes be more
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...By Pretty
cant find a reason why God
cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you.By Pretty
im a paper, you can
im a paper, you can wright your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears,dont throw me after use, but when you feel cold ill burn myself to warm youBy Pretty
some broken hearts
some broken hearts may never mend , some memories may never fade, some wet tears may never dry but my love 4 u will never die.
I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!By UZZAL
I have heard from the Phone company,
I have heard from the Phone company, The Water company, The electric company, but haven't heard from You. Too bad, it's Your Company I love the most.By UZZAL
Can I say I love you today?
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.By UZZAL
Only open hearts receives
Only open hearts receives love,only the open mind receives feelings, only the open hand receives touches, only the sweetest one receives my msgs..By Surya
Chand se Pyari chandni(In Urdu)
Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se pyari raat, raat se pyari zindagi, zindagi se pyare aap.I Love u ainee. By Khurum
1000 words 1 cood say.
1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u! by ikram
Accidents do happen
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u. by Ikram
i wish i was ur blanket,
i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite by Ikram
God sprinkles tiny but
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you! By UZZAL
In the Arithmatic of Love
In the Arithmatic of Love 1 + 1 = Everything and 2 - 1 = nothing By atiqkiani
If i would have two lives one
If i would have two lives one i would give u and the other i would give up for u.By atiqkiani
There are a lot of birds
There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.By ikram marwat
LOVE is something beautiful,
LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! By ikram marwat
If the people we love are stolen
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...By ikram marwat
What I feel for you,is really true
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? By ikram marwat
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART! By Urmilla
Tears can sometimes be more
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...By Pretty
cant find a reason why God
cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you.By Pretty
im a paper, you can
im a paper, you can wright your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears,dont throw me after use, but when you feel cold ill burn myself to warm youBy Pretty
some broken hearts
some broken hearts may never mend , some memories may never fade, some wet tears may never dry but my love 4 u will never die.
Sweet Love SmS Messages
It takes a minut to have a crush on someone
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, hrs to like someone,and takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Pleasures of love lasts a moment
Pleasures of love lasts a moment but pain of love lasts a lifetime
Sumtimes I 4get 2say Hi,
Sumtimes I miss 2reply,
Sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u,
But it doesnt mean I 4get u, bcoz. ur 1of a kind and always in my mind...
If 100% of people Love u,
If 100% of people Love u,
make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.
Luv hurts when u break up
Luv hurts when u break up with someone,
Luv hurts even more when she breaks up with u,
but Luv hurts d most when u not able to tell d the person whom u Love.
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,
In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,Dont be too fast that U MISS ME,Just BE WITH MESo that WE ARE TOGETHER For the MOMENT called FOREVER..
Every second God remembers you,
Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.
God gaved us two legs to walk,
God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to heart, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares,
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
How Much Love In Your Heart...
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!By Asmi
Heart can Skip beat for a while.
Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.By Asmi
U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r likes dandruff, I can't get U out of my head.
U r like my car, U drive me crazy.
U r like my Lips, I can't smile without U.By UZZAL
I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of jokes too.
I may also run out of battery or even a Tk. too.
But my heart won't run out of space for you! By UZZAL
To love is one thing,
To love is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the one you love is Everything.By UZZAL
if ur asking if id hurt u,
if ur asking if id hurt u, the answer is never. .if ur asking if i love u,the answer is 4ever.if ur asking if i want u,the answer is i do.if ur asking wot i value most, the answer is u.By UZZAL
U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD
"U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD, BUT 4 SOMEONE U R THE WORLD"
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, hrs to like someone,and takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Pleasures of love lasts a moment
Pleasures of love lasts a moment but pain of love lasts a lifetime
Sumtimes I 4get 2say Hi,
Sumtimes I miss 2reply,
Sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u,
But it doesnt mean I 4get u, bcoz. ur 1of a kind and always in my mind...
If 100% of people Love u,
If 100% of people Love u,
make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.
Luv hurts when u break up
Luv hurts when u break up with someone,
Luv hurts even more when she breaks up with u,
but Luv hurts d most when u not able to tell d the person whom u Love.
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1
Love hurts when you break up with some one.
Love hurts when you break up with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.
In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,
In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,Dont be too fast that U MISS ME,Just BE WITH MESo that WE ARE TOGETHER For the MOMENT called FOREVER..
Every second God remembers you,
Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.
God gaved us two legs to walk,
God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to heart, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares,
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
How Much Love In Your Heart...
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!By Asmi
Heart can Skip beat for a while.
Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.By Asmi
U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r likes dandruff, I can't get U out of my head.
U r like my car, U drive me crazy.
U r like my Lips, I can't smile without U.By UZZAL
I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of message to text you.
I may run out of jokes too.
I may also run out of battery or even a Tk. too.
But my heart won't run out of space for you! By UZZAL
To love is one thing,
To love is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the one you love is Everything.By UZZAL
if ur asking if id hurt u,
if ur asking if id hurt u, the answer is never. .if ur asking if i love u,the answer is 4ever.if ur asking if i want u,the answer is i do.if ur asking wot i value most, the answer is u.By UZZAL
U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD
"U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD, BUT 4 SOMEONE U R THE WORLD"
Romantic SmS Messages
Ask my eyes to stop looking at you.
Ask my eyes to stop looking at you... Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don't u ever stop me from loving you.
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u!
Scratch & win
Scratch & win
H____
HE___
HEA__
HEAR_
HEART… Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost…
I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day,
I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…
Faith makes all things possible,
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart,
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me…
A Perfrect Gift for U!
A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…
I’m not sure what life could bring
I’m not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true, I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “ I like u a a lot”…
What makes some people Dearer?
What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.
Ad each row with EACH OTHER
111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
444444444444445555555555555566666666666666
777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!
In this Valentine's Day.
In this Valentine's Day...I Just want to Say...I Love You Moooooore than I Can SAY!! By Uzzal
When you love someone
When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything By kami4u
What if? Cupid ruled d world
What if? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids' kingdom...I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!By Musawakhe
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOON THUNAY PREM KAROO CHOO" By Isha
I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. By Uzzal
I love the way you make me happy
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there. By Uzzal
If u r in a dark room,
If u r in a dark room,
U find blood everywhere and
wals r shaking
dont worry friend...................
u r at the safest place
u r in my heart JANU GEEEEEEEEEEE by Rozia
We cannot be together,
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart.By Uzzal
How do i love you?
How do i love you?
i really cannot tell,
for it is a pain
like no known ache,
a pain with which i would not part,
for i treasure life
and life is my heart,
and my heart is you...By aarbj_ch
certain people touch your heart
certain people touch your heart and u can't stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are .........absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. that you should know!!!
Ask my eyes to stop looking at you... Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don't u ever stop me from loving you.
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u!
Scratch & win
Scratch & win
H____
HE___
HEA__
HEAR_
HEART… Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost…
I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day,
I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…
Faith makes all things possible,
Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart,
Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me…
A Perfrect Gift for U!
A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…
I’m not sure what life could bring
I’m not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true, I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “ I like u a a lot”…
What makes some people Dearer?
What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.
Ad each row with EACH OTHER
111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
444444444444445555555555555566666666666666
777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!
In this Valentine's Day.
In this Valentine's Day...I Just want to Say...I Love You Moooooore than I Can SAY!! By Uzzal
When you love someone
When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything By kami4u
What if? Cupid ruled d world
What if? Cupid ruled d world and Valentine was d prince of Cupids' kingdom...I think evry day would be a Valentines Day! Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!By Musawakhe
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOON THUNAY PREM KAROO CHOO" By Isha
I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. By Uzzal
I love the way you make me happy
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there. By Uzzal
If u r in a dark room,
If u r in a dark room,
U find blood everywhere and
wals r shaking
dont worry friend...................
u r at the safest place
u r in my heart JANU GEEEEEEEEEEE by Rozia
We cannot be together,
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart.By Uzzal
How do i love you?
How do i love you?
i really cannot tell,
for it is a pain
like no known ache,
a pain with which i would not part,
for i treasure life
and life is my heart,
and my heart is you...By aarbj_ch
certain people touch your heart
certain people touch your heart and u can't stop thinking about them, that is the kind of person u are .........absent yet so near, simple yet worthy. that you should know!!!
Romantic Love SmS Messages
You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
This Love is LOve
This Love is LOve the Love best Love way Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it again widout word Love.!
What's wrong with your mobile
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!
Love is like a bird,
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
Take my eyes but let me see U
Take my eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its already with U....
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!
If you live to be a hundred
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
Roses of red grow in my heart
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
No matter how sad, no matter how sick
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz i know i'll be DISTURBING YOU!By Uzzal
A DOCTOR can save my life
A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can give me a peaceful life. But only You can give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE. By Uzzal
There's a love that only u can give,
There's a love that only u can give,
A smile that only your lips can show,
A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
& a life of mine that u alone can complete.By Uzzal
l is a simple line,
l is a simple line,
l stand for L or I,
if l is L
l stand for life,love, like lonely etc.
if l is I,l stand only I, but by combining two "ll" with their core hearts induce "H"
So by combing core hearts of I induce H with reflection of whole I.By Mrs. Humaira Irfan
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not three, Love not four Love the one who loves u more.
Love not five, Love not six Love the one who really sticks,
Love not seven, Love not eight Love the one who really waits...By Uzzal
Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
And when it hurts some more, love even more...
And when it hurts even more, love till it hurts no more.!! By Uzzal
If in the dark... we lose sight of love
If in the dark... we lose sight of love.. hold my hand & have no fear.. we'll be together, I will be here.By Uzzal
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,but i really do miss u, Happy Valentines day, my best friend.By Sana
Its here... the day to celebrate love,
Its here... the day to celebrate love, yes its valentines day,u were mine, u r mine and i m sure that u ll remain mine for rest of my life.Happy Valentine's day
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
This Love is LOve
This Love is LOve the Love best Love way Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it again widout word Love.!
What's wrong with your mobile
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!
Love is like a bird,
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
Take my eyes but let me see U
Take my eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its already with U....
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!
If you live to be a hundred
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
Roses of red grow in my heart
Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
No matter how sad, no matter how sick
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz i know i'll be DISTURBING YOU!By Uzzal
A DOCTOR can save my life
A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can give me a peaceful life. But only You can give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE. By Uzzal
There's a love that only u can give,
There's a love that only u can give,
A smile that only your lips can show,
A twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes,
& a life of mine that u alone can complete.By Uzzal
l is a simple line,
l is a simple line,
l stand for L or I,
if l is L
l stand for life,love, like lonely etc.
if l is I,l stand only I, but by combining two "ll" with their core hearts induce "H"
So by combing core hearts of I induce H with reflection of whole I.By Mrs. Humaira Irfan
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not three, Love not four Love the one who loves u more.
Love not five, Love not six Love the one who really sticks,
Love not seven, Love not eight Love the one who really waits...By Uzzal
Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some more.
And when it hurts some more, love even more...
And when it hurts even more, love till it hurts no more.!! By Uzzal
If in the dark... we lose sight of love
If in the dark... we lose sight of love.. hold my hand & have no fear.. we'll be together, I will be here.By Uzzal
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,but i really do miss u, Happy Valentines day, my best friend.By Sana
Its here... the day to celebrate love,
Its here... the day to celebrate love, yes its valentines day,u were mine, u r mine and i m sure that u ll remain mine for rest of my life.Happy Valentine's day
New Lovely SmS Messages
4ever & ever i`l be by ur side, & if u r afraid of the world i`l help u to hide,bcuz.....1 thousand deaths i rather die....than ever see u hurt or cry...huma
If I hav a Heart Attack, then
that's all bcuz of u, cuz,
u r in my heart with anothor heart
that is ur heart,
which is striking my heart and say,
I LOVE U! (That's Seceret) Misaal
Meaning of rose colours...
Red 4 Love..
Yellow 4 Special Friend..
White 4 Peace..
Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
Pink 4 Likeness..
So Plz Choose One Roz Colour 4 Me!!!Sunny Ig..
When i was walking alone, i wish that i can reach the end of the road.......But when u walked with me i wish the road never ends.Aslesha
LOVE~*
*~CARE~*
*~INSPIRATIONS~*
*~KINDNESS~*
These R Few Words Which Cum In My MIND,As I Think Of U!!! :-)precious Soul
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! Mukhoji
LOVE is Special
LOVE is Sweet
LOVE is what makes
Life complete
LOVE is giving
LOVE is Kind
LOVE is Joy
& Peace of Mind
Love is Laughter
Seldom Tears
Sharing Caring
Through the Year
LOVE is more than words Express
But mostly
\"LOVE IS HAPPINESS\"FARRUKH
If somw one ask me what is mean by love, I would sit next 2 u, pull
u close 2 me, put my armsaround u and say proudly this s t. ziyan g
I u drop me i ll break
i u hold me i ll shake
if u need me i ll hurry
If you dont call me i ll worry
i u hert me i ll cry
If u leave me i ll die
my day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name
i cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much i love you, if you wanna know about this.just search my self in ur heart Saran khan ryk
If every one forgets u,iam with u, if every 1 lets u down iam with u, if every 1 betrays u iam still with u, But if every 1 likes u sorry iam with them......Subha
Apples are sweet
Kisses are better
If u love me
Sent me a letter tom
When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here adil(not doing love)mehboob
not everything dat counts is counted and not evrything dat counted count.i didn't count how many times i thought of u, but what counts is dat i did.
i love u.MB Ncamile
you are the parts of being mine and i hope i alwys be a parts of you to bring to youre life a plenty of happiness naah
When situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do. LUV U Sadia
Everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your life. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around. Sadia
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever found you. I'm a genius!!! :-)Sadia
Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror... Mukhoji
Somone asked me for how long i will like u.....i remained silent b'coz i didnt know-which one is longer,"always"or"forever". Mukhoji
one day a lucky star drop on earth.he ask me what u need?a smart,lovely,good,sexy girl or a million dollar.i replaid him i need a million dollar.bcoz i have u....RAJON
Hi here\'s a cup of coffee just for you.I have added
1 huge hug
2 big kisses
3 servings of love
Hope that stirs your heart today Lynne
if my life were to be a book then u would be one of its most beautiful chapter and if i ever got a chance to read it i would like to start from the day when we first met.Raj
If I hav a Heart Attack, then
that's all bcuz of u, cuz,
u r in my heart with anothor heart
that is ur heart,
which is striking my heart and say,
I LOVE U! (That's Seceret) Misaal
Meaning of rose colours...
Red 4 Love..
Yellow 4 Special Friend..
White 4 Peace..
Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
Pink 4 Likeness..
So Plz Choose One Roz Colour 4 Me!!!Sunny Ig..
When i was walking alone, i wish that i can reach the end of the road.......But when u walked with me i wish the road never ends.Aslesha
LOVE~*
*~CARE~*
*~INSPIRATIONS~*
*~KINDNESS~*
These R Few Words Which Cum In My MIND,As I Think Of U!!! :-)precious Soul
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! Mukhoji
LOVE is Special
LOVE is Sweet
LOVE is what makes
Life complete
LOVE is giving
LOVE is Kind
LOVE is Joy
& Peace of Mind
Love is Laughter
Seldom Tears
Sharing Caring
Through the Year
LOVE is more than words Express
But mostly
\"LOVE IS HAPPINESS\"FARRUKH
If somw one ask me what is mean by love, I would sit next 2 u, pull
u close 2 me, put my armsaround u and say proudly this s t. ziyan g
I u drop me i ll break
i u hold me i ll shake
if u need me i ll hurry
If you dont call me i ll worry
i u hert me i ll cry
If u leave me i ll die
my day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name
i cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much i love you, if you wanna know about this.just search my self in ur heart Saran khan ryk
If every one forgets u,iam with u, if every 1 lets u down iam with u, if every 1 betrays u iam still with u, But if every 1 likes u sorry iam with them......Subha
Apples are sweet
Kisses are better
If u love me
Sent me a letter tom
When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here adil(not doing love)mehboob
not everything dat counts is counted and not evrything dat counted count.i didn't count how many times i thought of u, but what counts is dat i did.
i love u.MB Ncamile
you are the parts of being mine and i hope i alwys be a parts of you to bring to youre life a plenty of happiness naah
When situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do. LUV U Sadia
Everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your life. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around. Sadia
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever found you. I'm a genius!!! :-)Sadia
Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror... Mukhoji
Somone asked me for how long i will like u.....i remained silent b'coz i didnt know-which one is longer,"always"or"forever". Mukhoji
one day a lucky star drop on earth.he ask me what u need?a smart,lovely,good,sexy girl or a million dollar.i replaid him i need a million dollar.bcoz i have u....RAJON
Hi here\'s a cup of coffee just for you.I have added
1 huge hug
2 big kisses
3 servings of love
Hope that stirs your heart today Lynne
if my life were to be a book then u would be one of its most beautiful chapter and if i ever got a chance to read it i would like to start from the day when we first met.Raj
Love You SmS Messages
The most difficult thing
The most difficult thing in the life is to see your love loving someone else.By Ammee
Always draw a circle around
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. By shaheryar
A million words would
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.By shaheryar
I could fill a 1000 p
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.By shaheryar
You do not know the
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile. By shaheryar
Love is like a cloud...
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U. By shaheryar
No one is too young f
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age. By shaheryar
u can put relationship
u can put relationship in afile.u cant stop hearts 4 a while u ca make a deasrt of a nile but u can never stop my smile when i c ur nam on my mobile By monliza
If I m in hell & u in heaven,
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without uBy Jeet
you are summoned to court
you are summoned to court for tresspassing in my heart and if you plead guilty u will be sentenced to love me 4ever so how do u plead? By Lawrence
Sometimes the world gives me
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..."By Arzoo
if you say my eyez are beautiful,
if you say my eyez are beautiful, its becoz they r luking at you....for my eyez are just the windows my feelings cum thru!!!By Someone special
the nominies 4 nice lovers r
the nominies 4 nice lovers r
YOU
YOU!
YOU!!
YOU!!!!
YOU!!!!!
n the winner is
ME
bcoz ihav
YOU!!!By Isha
"I TRUST U" is a better
"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than "I LOVE U" because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust.
The most difficult thing in the life is to see your love loving someone else.By Ammee
Always draw a circle around
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. By shaheryar
A million words would
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.By shaheryar
I could fill a 1000 p
I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.By shaheryar
You do not know the
You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile. By shaheryar
Love is like a cloud...
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U. By shaheryar
No one is too young f
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age. By shaheryar
u can put relationship
u can put relationship in afile.u cant stop hearts 4 a while u ca make a deasrt of a nile but u can never stop my smile when i c ur nam on my mobile By monliza
If I m in hell & u in heaven,
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without uBy Jeet
you are summoned to court
you are summoned to court for tresspassing in my heart and if you plead guilty u will be sentenced to love me 4ever so how do u plead? By Lawrence
Sometimes the world gives me
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..."By Arzoo
if you say my eyez are beautiful,
if you say my eyez are beautiful, its becoz they r luking at you....for my eyez are just the windows my feelings cum thru!!!By Someone special
the nominies 4 nice lovers r
the nominies 4 nice lovers r
YOU
YOU!
YOU!!
YOU!!!!
YOU!!!!!
n the winner is
ME
bcoz ihav
YOU!!!By Isha
"I TRUST U" is a better
"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than "I LOVE U" because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust.
Love Text SmS Messages
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U
Wot letters r missin in H__RT
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
I love three things,
I love three things,i.e the SUN, the MOON, and YOU, THE SUN 4 A DAY, THE MOON 4 NIGHT, AND U 4 EVER. B/C I LOVE U 4 EVER... By sheerazgul
smile make flowers alive
smile make flowers alive
sing make birds alive
open urs eyes make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urs lips on my heart
...to make me alive. By scorpioajk
Love is Like a Golden chain
Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you'll break my heart 4ever!xxx By Nawab
I want to live in your eyes
I want to live in your eyes, die in your arms and be buried in your heart." By Shazia
Jab Khuda ny apko banaya(In Urdu)
Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga By Nadeem
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise! By J-J
Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Touch my heart & u'll feel, Listen to my heart & u'll hear, Look into my heart & u'll see, That u'll always be a special part of me. By J-J
I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.By Uzzal
Without wife there is no home only house
Without wife there is no home only house. Wife make it home. Without beloved heart is only a piece of flesh. Beloved make it life and soul. I feel my heart is not only piece of flesh. It is ful of ambitions, life,prosperity. I look deep u r in and hold it. Sukar Allah ka. Without u no my life. I Love u so much. By Mrs Humaira Irfan
I believe that God above,
I believe that God above, Created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best!By Uzzal
Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you,
Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you,
Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side,
Whenever you need someone to love..
I will always be there for you to have
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U
Wot letters r missin in H__RT
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
I love three things,
I love three things,i.e the SUN, the MOON, and YOU, THE SUN 4 A DAY, THE MOON 4 NIGHT, AND U 4 EVER. B/C I LOVE U 4 EVER... By sheerazgul
smile make flowers alive
smile make flowers alive
sing make birds alive
open urs eyes make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urs lips on my heart
...to make me alive. By scorpioajk
Love is Like a Golden chain
Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you'll break my heart 4ever!xxx By Nawab
I want to live in your eyes
I want to live in your eyes, die in your arms and be buried in your heart." By Shazia
Jab Khuda ny apko banaya(In Urdu)
Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga By Nadeem
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise! By J-J
Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Touch my heart & u'll feel, Listen to my heart & u'll hear, Look into my heart & u'll see, That u'll always be a special part of me. By J-J
I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.By Uzzal
Without wife there is no home only house
Without wife there is no home only house. Wife make it home. Without beloved heart is only a piece of flesh. Beloved make it life and soul. I feel my heart is not only piece of flesh. It is ful of ambitions, life,prosperity. I look deep u r in and hold it. Sukar Allah ka. Without u no my life. I Love u so much. By Mrs Humaira Irfan
I believe that God above,
I believe that God above, Created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best!By Uzzal
Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you,
Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you,
Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side,
Whenever you need someone to love..
I will always be there for you to have
Love SMS Text SmS Messages
when all the season will be dry,
when all the season will be dry, when all the bird leave the sky, when all friends say u good bye, U will found me there to say hi
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,U dont realise it...When U realise it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U...
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Usually I Send SMS to people who are..
Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, Im makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all
THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE
THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINES DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........
The sky without stars is like sleep
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
If i had a wish i would be ur tears,
If i had a wish i would be ur tears,
to be born in ur eyes n to die on ur lips.
But if u were my tears, i would
never cry in fear of losing u.
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
When u feel lonely, press
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no). If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
When u need Someone to b beside U
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....
Love is something special,
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find...To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, Coz..When I fell in love...I saw you.By Uzzal
My lips want to kiss you;
My lips want to kiss you; my eyes want to see you,
My hands want to touch you; every part of me wants you,
Maybe bcoz. I was made just for you!!By Uzzal
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...it's YOU !
when all the season will be dry, when all the bird leave the sky, when all friends say u good bye, U will found me there to say hi
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,U dont realise it...When U realise it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U...
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Usually I Send SMS to people who are..
Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, Im makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all
THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE
THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINES DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........
The sky without stars is like sleep
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
If i had a wish i would be ur tears,
If i had a wish i would be ur tears,
to be born in ur eyes n to die on ur lips.
But if u were my tears, i would
never cry in fear of losing u.
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
When u feel lonely, press
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no). If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
When u need Someone to b beside U
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....
Love is something special,
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find...To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, Coz..When I fell in love...I saw you.By Uzzal
My lips want to kiss you;
My lips want to kiss you; my eyes want to see you,
My hands want to touch you; every part of me wants you,
Maybe bcoz. I was made just for you!!By Uzzal
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...it's YOU !
Love SMS Quotes SmS Messages
you are also my best friend!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Broken hearts have no spare parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts
Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
I love two things,
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
no such darling whom I love
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
If I die and go to heaven,
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
When the night comes, look at the sky.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
hey! if the sun forgets
hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u BY ALA
red is 4 blood,blood
red is 4 blood,blood is 4 heart ,heart is 4 love,love is 4 u and ur 4 meBY ALA
God saw me hungry he created
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA
what is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much BY ALA
eyes without tears,tears
eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA
some times mu heart ask me
some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA
You know dat i wont do u rong,
You know dat i wont do u rong, dis love i feel is far too strong, cuz now ive waited far too long, u cant just lead me on, dont jus talk..Make it Happen By Mulla
You r like the Sunshine so
You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You....& thats the reason why i love u.......By Zarak
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk
The best and most beautiful
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart By N.W.KHAN
No one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN
Time will always fly, but ou
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me By Shano
If a smile could be a raindrop
If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so there would be no place for tears in your life. By Mukhoji
What is a flower without
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you By Ikram Marwat
Tomorrow there is an other da
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat
My Love,Words however special.
My Love,Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
Broken hearts have no spare parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has no spare parts
Last night one tear dropped out of my eyes
Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
I love two things,
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
no such darling whom I love
You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
If I die and go to heaven,
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
You are always in my heart
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry.
There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
I am looking for a word.
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
When the night comes, look at the sky.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
hey! if the sun forgets
hey! if the sun forgets shining if the moon forgets lighting if the fishes forget swimming if the wind forgets blowing if the heart forgets breathing if the cloud forgets crying and if the birds forget flying u have 2 be sure that i can nver forget u BY ALA
red is 4 blood,blood
red is 4 blood,blood is 4 heart ,heart is 4 love,love is 4 u and ur 4 meBY ALA
God saw me hungry he created
God saw me hungry he created pizza he saw me thirsty he created pesi he saw me in dark he created light and he saw me without girl friend he created u now it is the time 2 love me BY ALA
what is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much BY ALA
eyes without tears,tears
eyes without tears,tears without love,love without a care,a care without a heart,a heart without beat,a beat without u,u without me.now how could that be possible? BY ALA
some times mu heart ask me
some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u BY ALA
You know dat i wont do u rong,
You know dat i wont do u rong, dis love i feel is far too strong, cuz now ive waited far too long, u cant just lead me on, dont jus talk..Make it Happen By Mulla
You r like the Sunshine so
You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You....& thats the reason why i love u.......By Zarak
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I
Really
Truly
Unmistakably
Unstoppably
Unavoidably
Crazily, Think about you!By Zeeshan-dhk
The best and most beautiful
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart By N.W.KHAN
No one escapes from love,
No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart. By N.W.KHAN
Time will always fly, but ou
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me By Shano
If a smile could be a raindrop
If a smile could be a raindrop,I wish that it keeps raining throughout your life so there would be no place for tears in your life. By Mukhoji
What is a flower without
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you By Ikram Marwat
Tomorrow there is an other da
Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!By Ikram Marwat
My Love,Words however special.
My Love,Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart
Love SMS Jokes SmS Messages
I wish one day you will miss me terribly
I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was.
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didnt made sense until u read it upside down
ek purani haweli main band kamre main
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye?
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye.
Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain... kya hoga is pakistan ka.
aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le.
aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda na kare agar woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai.
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
2 meet n depart is d way of life.
2 meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories.. but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow,
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
If u say my eyes are beautiful,
If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!! If girls are made of sugar
If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, hold the spice and everything nice, but give me some sugar on top tonight.By A LOVELY SOUL
In life love is not planned
In life love is not planned nor does it happen for a reason..But when the love is true it becomes ur plan of life and ur reason of living...By Mudasser
Love has its ups and downs
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches you until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belongBy Uzzal
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!By Shakeel
n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!,n 3^o|!(In Urdu)
n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!,n 3^o|!
n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!,n 3^o|!
confused?Be smart,Mobile ko ulta ker k dakhain. By wada awan
Love is a feeling,you can't see it
Love is a feeling,you can't see it but you can feel it.SO when you love some one its not necessary to say some thing,because at that moment your eyes say's every thing. By Lucky Bisht
It was a rainy day when you
It was a rainy day when you were born but wasn't the rain. It was the sky who was crying because it has lost it's most beautiful star & that was you.By Pawan
GOD created the world in six
GOD created the world in six days but it took him centuries to come up with someone as sweet, as kind, as cute as you. By Pawan
My love to u which is now
My love to u which is now OUR love is n should be seen as a sunflower during the spring season which will keep on blossoming even if winter approaches, it keeps on blossoming. Believe me, you are the fresh queen of my heart....By Lelatsa
Remember that there will always
Remember that there will always be someone who remembers u everyday with or without messages By Sana
I Have critical situation,
I Have critical situation, Dr. has advised me two options. 1-I C U 2-U C me By Shafia
God has given me eyes to look at u
God has given me eyes to look at u,hands to pray for u, mind to care for you,heart to love u,and legs to kick u if you forget me, so remember me ok. By Shafia
The nicest place in the 'world'
The nicest place in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.By nomi meo
I will give u my eyes
I will give u my eyes to see me when I'm alone and without u ...
I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was.
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didnt made sense until u read it upside down
ek purani haweli main band kamre main
ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye?
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye.
Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain... kya hoga is pakistan ka.
aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le.
aye khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda na kare agar woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai.
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
2 meet n depart is d way of life.
2 meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories.. but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow,
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
If u say my eyes are beautiful,
If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!! If girls are made of sugar
If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, hold the spice and everything nice, but give me some sugar on top tonight.By A LOVELY SOUL
In life love is not planned
In life love is not planned nor does it happen for a reason..But when the love is true it becomes ur plan of life and ur reason of living...By Mudasser
Love has its ups and downs
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches you until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belongBy Uzzal
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine
LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!By Shakeel
n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!,n 3^o|!(In Urdu)
n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!,n 3^o|!
n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!, n 3^o|!,n 3^o|!
confused?Be smart,Mobile ko ulta ker k dakhain. By wada awan
Love is a feeling,you can't see it
Love is a feeling,you can't see it but you can feel it.SO when you love some one its not necessary to say some thing,because at that moment your eyes say's every thing. By Lucky Bisht
It was a rainy day when you
It was a rainy day when you were born but wasn't the rain. It was the sky who was crying because it has lost it's most beautiful star & that was you.By Pawan
GOD created the world in six
GOD created the world in six days but it took him centuries to come up with someone as sweet, as kind, as cute as you. By Pawan
My love to u which is now
My love to u which is now OUR love is n should be seen as a sunflower during the spring season which will keep on blossoming even if winter approaches, it keeps on blossoming. Believe me, you are the fresh queen of my heart....By Lelatsa
Remember that there will always
Remember that there will always be someone who remembers u everyday with or without messages By Sana
I Have critical situation,
I Have critical situation, Dr. has advised me two options. 1-I C U 2-U C me By Shafia
God has given me eyes to look at u
God has given me eyes to look at u,hands to pray for u, mind to care for you,heart to love u,and legs to kick u if you forget me, so remember me ok. By Shafia
The nicest place in the 'world'
The nicest place in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.By nomi meo
I will give u my eyes
I will give u my eyes to see me when I'm alone and without u ...
Love Poem SmS Messages
postman said it was too big !!!!!
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
If the people we love are stolen away
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too
In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
3 words made my heart beat faster
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
how can I be lonely
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
If I would get a rose for every
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of youBy Ikram Marwat
Lonely? no, how can I be lo
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love youBy Ikram Marwat
They learned me that one hours
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!By Ikram Marwat
Far away from here, totally i
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.By Ikram Marwat
a sweet little rabbit
(_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...By Ikram Marwat
If a raindrop would mean ..
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day !By Ikram Marwat
Ull always be mine 4 now &
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!By Ikram Marwat
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend By Ikram Marwat
Uve won my love now I l
Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!By Ikram Marwat
Accidents do happen.i slip-
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
If the people we love are stolen away
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
the hardest thing in life
the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too
In the morning I do not eat
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
I would like to be a tear
I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
It must have been a rainy day
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
3 words made my heart beat faster
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
To the whole world you are somebody
To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
how can I be lonely
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
If I would get a rose for every
If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of youBy Ikram Marwat
Lonely? no, how can I be lo
Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love youBy Ikram Marwat
They learned me that one hours
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!By Ikram Marwat
Far away from here, totally i
Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.By Ikram Marwat
a sweet little rabbit
(_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...By Ikram Marwat
If a raindrop would mean ..
If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day !By Ikram Marwat
Ull always be mine 4 now &
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always love u!By Ikram Marwat
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend By Ikram Marwat
Uve won my love now I l
Uve won my love now I love u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!By Ikram Marwat
Accidents do happen.i slip-
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u
Lovely SmS Messages
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
When u feel lonely, press
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
When u need Someone to b beside U
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U
one hours equals 60 minutes
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
I would never dare to cry.
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear,To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes... Live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.....
Love knows no reasons love knows
Love knows no reasons love knows no lies,love defies all reasons love has no eyes... But love is not blind,Love sees all but doesnt mind.....
TherE r many stars
TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
That's why I never fall ill :-)
Take My Eyes but let me c u.
Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U By Bikram
wen a guy tellz u dat he
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!By Mez
Love has its ups and downs,
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.By Uzzal
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
Those words run thru my head day & night,
I dreamt u held me & made me see,
That Forever together we would be!By Uzzal
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend.
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
When u feel lonely, press
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
When u need Someone to b beside U
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U
one hours equals 60 minutes
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
I would never dare to cry.
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear,To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes... Live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.....
Love knows no reasons love knows
Love knows no reasons love knows no lies,love defies all reasons love has no eyes... But love is not blind,Love sees all but doesnt mind.....
TherE r many stars
TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
That's why I never fall ill :-)
Take My Eyes but let me c u.
Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U By Bikram
wen a guy tellz u dat he
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!By Mez
Love has its ups and downs,
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.By Uzzal
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
Those words run thru my head day & night,
I dreamt u held me & made me see,
That Forever together we would be!By Uzzal
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend.
Lovely SmS Messages
even since you left every thing is going wrong plz come back soon i am waiting for ever and ever feroz
if i died or travelled far id write your name on every star, so that everyone could look up and see that you mean the world to me.Dannie1221
We never understand the importance of our hearts until they aren't broken then we weep and cruel the one we once adored, we promise ourselves we will never love again but love is why we live and love is why we die.. Love is the blood of a rose. and we all must bleed. BILLO
Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice Sibo
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.thenzo
I blame nature for being born at this era of pollution,strange diseases,unemployment,crime name them.But the joy of finding u in this era has made it the best 4 me.otis
i sent my cares 2 the wind.
& asked 2 the wind..
2 pass them 2 u..
when u fell the wind blowing against ur face..thats me saying LOVE U..mehnazvenjhar
a rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
rupees loses its value..
smile increase its worth..
i lost a rupee wen i sms u..
but who cares:i won ur smile..mehnazvenjhar
One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART Mudassar Nawaz
I- I
T- trust
A- and
L- love
Y- You Betas
Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat. Betas
ul always be mine 4 nw and 4eva ul always be mine 4 u r my treasure ul always be mine plz tell me its tru plz b mine 4eva il always love you Caj2006
From my heart to my fingers to your eyes and your mind.
Simple words from a friend is what you may find.
A good night wish, sweet dreams, from me to you.
This you should know, my wish is true.
If you look closer you'll see that I care.
I send you this message because I can't be there.Diddle64
Last nyt
i caught sum starz
i decided 2 giv dem
2 my friendz
2 let dem know
how especial dey r
2 me..
if i died or travelled far id write your name on every star, so that everyone could look up and see that you mean the world to me.Dannie1221
We never understand the importance of our hearts until they aren't broken then we weep and cruel the one we once adored, we promise ourselves we will never love again but love is why we live and love is why we die.. Love is the blood of a rose. and we all must bleed. BILLO
Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice Sibo
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.thenzo
I blame nature for being born at this era of pollution,strange diseases,unemployment,crime name them.But the joy of finding u in this era has made it the best 4 me.otis
The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..." tc
i sent my cares 2 the wind.
& asked 2 the wind..
2 pass them 2 u..
when u fell the wind blowing against ur face..thats me saying LOVE U..mehnazvenjhar
a rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
rupees loses its value..
smile increase its worth..
i lost a rupee wen i sms u..
but who cares:i won ur smile..mehnazvenjhar
One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART Mudassar Nawaz
I- I
T- trust
A- and
L- love
Y- You Betas
Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat. Betas
ul always be mine 4 nw and 4eva ul always be mine 4 u r my treasure ul always be mine plz tell me its tru plz b mine 4eva il always love you Caj2006
From my heart to my fingers to your eyes and your mind.
Simple words from a friend is what you may find.
A good night wish, sweet dreams, from me to you.
This you should know, my wish is true.
If you look closer you'll see that I care.
I send you this message because I can't be there.Diddle64
Last nyt
i caught sum starz
i decided 2 giv dem
2 my friendz
2 let dem know
how especial dey r
2 me..
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'
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catch!
dis 1st 4 u.
Lovely SmS Messages
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
Forgettin you is hard to do
Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this message but not the sender.
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say...
Someone remembers u
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...
Some people have nice eyes,
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…
I liked lots of people n missed very few
I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's longest que just for pleasure of being with u!
Do u know abt d things which live after death?
Do u know abt d things which live after death??Eyes- 31mins,Brain - 10 mins,legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days,Heart - 10 mins,Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER
How 2 fall in love:
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.
What's Ur important for me?
What's Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can't imagine I can't explain,
I only Love u forever By Humaira Irfan
If there ever comes a day when
If there ever comes a day when we cannot be together,
Just know that you are in my heart.
You will be in there forever!By Uzzal
You are always my Ms. World.
You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!!By Uzzal
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always.By Uzzal
i always wanted to prove my love
i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say
seena_love_u_more_than_u_want@hotmail.com By A1A
I am out of words, its seems
I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U By Musawakhe
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
Forgettin you is hard to do
Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this message but not the sender.
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say...
Someone remembers u
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...
Some people have nice eyes,
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…
I liked lots of people n missed very few
I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's longest que just for pleasure of being with u!
Do u know abt d things which live after death?
Do u know abt d things which live after death??Eyes- 31mins,Brain - 10 mins,legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days,Heart - 10 mins,Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER
How 2 fall in love:
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.
What's Ur important for me?
What's Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can't imagine I can't explain,
I only Love u forever By Humaira Irfan
If there ever comes a day when
If there ever comes a day when we cannot be together,
Just know that you are in my heart.
You will be in there forever!By Uzzal
You are always my Ms. World.
You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!!By Uzzal
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always.By Uzzal
i always wanted to prove my love
i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say
seena_love_u_more_than_u_want@hotmail.com By A1A
I am out of words, its seems
I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U By Musawakhe
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Lovely SMS Jokes SmS Messages
There are 12 months a year
There are 12 months a year...
30 days a month...
7 days a week...
24 hours a day...
60 minutes an hour...
but only one like you in a lifetime By UZZAL
Great minds contain ideas,
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons. Scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures...My mind contains only you By UZZAL
There is night so we can appreciate day,
There is night so we can appreciate day,
Sorrow so we can appreciate joy,
Evil so we can appreciate good...
You so I can appreciate Love. By UZZAL
When situation gets you down,
When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.By UZZAL
When I dream,I dream of you.
When I dream,I dream of you...Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Coz,I really love you.By UZZAL
Love.All my life I have read about it,
Love.All my life I have read about it,
Dreamt of it, Waited for it, Cried for it, Needed it...
Now with You, I have found it.By UZZAL
Everyone wants to be the sun
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life.
But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour... When your sun isn't around.By UZZAl
There are 4 steps to Happiness:
There are 4 steps to Happiness: 1. You, 2. Me, 3. Our Hearts, 4. Together!By UZZA
I always think of you,
I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.By UZZAL
Nobody tells fish to swim,
Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly,Cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!By UZZAL
The Heart of Love
The -# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..."By Neha
I hate when u smile at me
I hate when u smile at me because u make me crazy about u. I hate when u talk to me because u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u because u make me love u more.By Uzzal
You greeted me hi, I didn't reply.
You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye..I began to cry.By Uzzal
A person you love is an extension of yourself.
A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you're not complete so better take care of yourself because.I don't want to lose a part of me.By Uzzal
Immature love says,
Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.By Mustang
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There are 12 months a year...
30 days a month...
7 days a week...
24 hours a day...
60 minutes an hour...
but only one like you in a lifetime By UZZAL
Great minds contain ideas,
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons. Scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures...My mind contains only you By UZZAL
There is night so we can appreciate day,
There is night so we can appreciate day,
Sorrow so we can appreciate joy,
Evil so we can appreciate good...
You so I can appreciate Love. By UZZAL
When situation gets you down,
When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.By UZZAL
When I dream,I dream of you.
When I dream,I dream of you...Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Coz,I really love you.By UZZAL
Love.All my life I have read about it,
Love.All my life I have read about it,
Dreamt of it, Waited for it, Cried for it, Needed it...
Now with You, I have found it.By UZZAL
Everyone wants to be the sun
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life.
But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour... When your sun isn't around.By UZZAl
There are 4 steps to Happiness:
There are 4 steps to Happiness: 1. You, 2. Me, 3. Our Hearts, 4. Together!By UZZA
I always think of you,
I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.By UZZAL
Nobody tells fish to swim,
Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly,Cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!By UZZAL
The Heart of Love
The -# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..."By Neha
I hate when u smile at me
I hate when u smile at me because u make me crazy about u. I hate when u talk to me because u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u because u make me love u more.By Uzzal
You greeted me hi, I didn't reply.
You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye..I began to cry.By Uzzal
A person you love is an extension of yourself.
A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you're not complete so better take care of yourself because.I don't want to lose a part of me.By Uzzal
Immature love says,
Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.By Mustang
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Love Jokes SmS Messages
The lovely love Theorem -
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
How Much Love In Your Heart...
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So Sweet. now continue ur work..
this rose is Heavy coz
()__()
( . ) _, ),
=(,,)=()=:,
,(s) t_!_J -;)
this rose is Heavy coz Itz Filled with all My Luv for a SWEET HEART..... like U.
hearts change,i know they do
hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
Another Day,Another Way,Another
Another Day,Another Way,Another Pray,Another Hope,Another Tear,Another Fear,Another Year,Another Smile,Another Mile,Another Few,But Never Ever Another U....
Something in ur smile which speaks to me
Something in ur smile which speaks to me,Something in ur voice which sings to me,Something in ur eyes which says to me,That u are the dearest to me....
love doesnt ask who r u?
love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS, If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person...U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,... = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON...!
50 years from now, id be so old
50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might... But I won't.By Uzzal
Sending u 1000 smiles,take
Sending u 1000 smiles,take 1 for now,and keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,pickout 1 every morning,because i want to see u smiling always.So be my Velantine today By Sara
u are one of the most beauty
u are one of the most beauty full girl in the world i have seen so far how i discarib ur beauty i realy impress from ur parsnalty i just want to say u that i love u with heart and soul...........By asif hayat
How can i spell s_ccess?
How can i spell s_ccess?or H_mble? C_te?or Tr_st,Bea_tif_l?&How can i say I LOVE _?I MISS _?I NEED _? Heyyy!then how can I spend my LIFE without \"U\"?By shabab ikram
If someone would ask me
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile: "Like this!"
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
How Much Love In Your Heart...
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So Sweet. now continue ur work..
this rose is Heavy coz
()__()
( . ) _, ),
=(,,)=()=:,
,(s) t_!_J -;)
this rose is Heavy coz Itz Filled with all My Luv for a SWEET HEART..... like U.
hearts change,i know they do
hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....
Another Day,Another Way,Another
Another Day,Another Way,Another Pray,Another Hope,Another Tear,Another Fear,Another Year,Another Smile,Another Mile,Another Few,But Never Ever Another U....
Something in ur smile which speaks to me
Something in ur smile which speaks to me,Something in ur voice which sings to me,Something in ur eyes which says to me,That u are the dearest to me....
love doesnt ask who r u?
love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS, If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person...U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,... = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON...!
50 years from now, id be so old
50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might... But I won't.By Uzzal
Sending u 1000 smiles,take
Sending u 1000 smiles,take 1 for now,and keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,pickout 1 every morning,because i want to see u smiling always.So be my Velantine today By Sara
u are one of the most beauty
u are one of the most beauty full girl in the world i have seen so far how i discarib ur beauty i realy impress from ur parsnalty i just want to say u that i love u with heart and soul...........By asif hayat
How can i spell s_ccess?
How can i spell s_ccess?or H_mble? C_te?or Tr_st,Bea_tif_l?&How can i say I LOVE _?I MISS _?I NEED _? Heyyy!then how can I spend my LIFE without \"U\"?By shabab ikram
If someone would ask me
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile: "Like this!"
Love Funny SmS Messages
How much Love in ur Heart for Me...?
How much Love in ur Heart for Me...?
Chooooooooose.......?
100 % (Call Me)
50 % (Sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer) Mirza
1111111111111122222222222
111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
444444444444445555555555555566666666666666
777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes, That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK ABOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!Pretty
Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur
Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur ingredients bcoz I miked 100kgs of sugar,80 kgs of chocolate, 50 kgs of honey and I still cant make a sweetheart like u.... Pretty
I may be innocent to know
I may be innocent to know what love is, I may not show it to you. I may not love you u the way it should be, but Im always willing to love u the way i understand it(((LOVE U ALWAYZZZZZZZZ)))Pretty
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay""sandgirl**frend4ever
What is love?
What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you. by sandgirl**frend4ever
When it RAINS..
When it RAINS.. U doNT c da sun.. BuT ITS THERE.. Hope we kan b LYK DAT .. We doNT C EAch ada buT WE´l alwaYS B dER 4 EÄCH oDA by sandgirl**frend4ever
The smallest word is
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)eysh
love is pure
love is pure
love is sure
love is sweet poision
that doctors cant cureby sandgirl***frend4ever
IF U FALL IN RIVER THERE I
IF U FALL IN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT
IF U FALL IN LOWELL THERE IS ROPE
BUT IF U FAL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE by sandgirl***frend4ever
If somebody said to m
If somebody said to me Stop loving u. I said I want to live more... MOHSIN RAZA
And all of your weight
All you dream
Falls on me it falls on me
And your beautiful sky
The light you bring
Falls on me it falls on me
Your faith like the pain
Draws me in again
She washes all my wounds for me
The darkness in my veins
I never could explain
And I wonder if you ever see
Will you still believe?loverboy
Am I that strong
To carry on?
I might change your life
I might save my world
Could you save me?loverboy
How much Love in ur Heart for Me...?
Chooooooooose.......?
100 % (Call Me)
50 % (Sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer) Mirza
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111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
444444444444445555555555555566666666666666
777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes, That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK ABOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!Pretty
Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur
Please My Cuty!!!Spell out ur ingredients bcoz I miked 100kgs of sugar,80 kgs of chocolate, 50 kgs of honey and I still cant make a sweetheart like u.... Pretty
I may be innocent to know
I may be innocent to know what love is, I may not show it to you. I may not love you u the way it should be, but Im always willing to love u the way i understand it(((LOVE U ALWAYZZZZZZZZ)))Pretty
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Nokia
Connecting People
Love is like Waves
Nam hi kaafi hay
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay""sandgirl**frend4ever
What is love?
What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you. by sandgirl**frend4ever
When it RAINS..
When it RAINS.. U doNT c da sun.. BuT ITS THERE.. Hope we kan b LYK DAT .. We doNT C EAch ada buT WE´l alwaYS B dER 4 EÄCH oDA by sandgirl**frend4ever
The smallest word is
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)eysh
love is pure
love is pure
love is sure
love is sweet poision
that doctors cant cureby sandgirl***frend4ever
IF U FALL IN RIVER THERE I
IF U FALL IN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT
IF U FALL IN LOWELL THERE IS ROPE
BUT IF U FAL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE by sandgirl***frend4ever
If somebody said to m
If somebody said to me Stop loving u. I said I want to live more... MOHSIN RAZA
And all of your weight
All you dream
Falls on me it falls on me
And your beautiful sky
The light you bring
Falls on me it falls on me
Your faith like the pain
Draws me in again
She washes all my wounds for me
The darkness in my veins
I never could explain
And I wonder if you ever see
Will you still believe?loverboy
Am I that strong
To carry on?
I might change your life
I might save my world
Could you save me?loverboy
Funny Love SmS Messages
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;^ U ^; to v my *HeArT*....
WHEN NITES R LONG
WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!
Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar
Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, Salard w/o onion, Candy w/o cream, Chicken w/o spice, Icecream w/o ice ME w/o U!
if 100 moments of happiness u have
if 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world
Heres a little hug for you To make you smile
Heres a little hug for you To make you smile when youre blue, To make you happy if youre sad, To let you know life aint so bad!
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....
If a smile could be a rain drop
If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
V smile at whom V Like,
V smile at whom V Like,
V cry for whom V care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
and V become angry with whom we feel is our own...
That's Friendship...
That's Love...
The smallest word is I,
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)
If U like me ya hate me
If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind....
To meet & depart is the way of life,
To meet & depart is the way of life,But to depart & meet is the hope of life.We meet to create memories,But we depart to preserve it....
If u open my heart,
If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True loves are hard to find so I kept you.By Uzzal
ROSES AER RED
ROSES AER RED,RED IS BLOOD,BLOOD FOR HEART,HEART FOR YOU,YOU FOR ME BY Asif
In my life I learned how 2 love
In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering u.By ikram marwat
I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY
I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY TEXT YOU 24HRS A DAY BUT MY HEART WILL BE LIKE A CLOCK THAT WILL NOT STOP CARING & SAYING U R ALWAYS REMEMBERED. TAKE CARe. By ikram marwat
I Opened an account 4U
I Opened an account 4U at the Universal Bank of God's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of of Love, Faith, Joy & Fulfilment ...! Enjoy withdrawing them.By Lolli Bollin
and 1 thing I know 4 sure is dat,
...and 1 thing I know 4 sure is dat, out of all things we give & receive; the gift of love is the 1 dat keeps humans alive...so being in love is good for your health!
Enter PIN code...
Enter PIN code...L,
Enter PIN code ...LO
Enter PIN code...LOV
Enter PIN Code LOVE.....
wait......
PIN Accepted......
Welcome
;^ U ^; to v my *HeArT*....
WHEN NITES R LONG
WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!
Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar
Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, Salard w/o onion, Candy w/o cream, Chicken w/o spice, Icecream w/o ice ME w/o U!
if 100 moments of happiness u have
if 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world
Heres a little hug for you To make you smile
Heres a little hug for you To make you smile when youre blue, To make you happy if youre sad, To let you know life aint so bad!
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.
Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....
If a smile could be a rain drop
If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
V smile at whom V Like,
V smile at whom V Like,
V cry for whom V care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
and V become angry with whom we feel is our own...
That's Friendship...
That's Love...
The smallest word is I,
The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)
If U like me ya hate me
If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind....
To meet & depart is the way of life,
To meet & depart is the way of life,But to depart & meet is the hope of life.We meet to create memories,But we depart to preserve it....
If u open my heart,
If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True loves are hard to find so I kept you.By Uzzal
ROSES AER RED
ROSES AER RED,RED IS BLOOD,BLOOD FOR HEART,HEART FOR YOU,YOU FOR ME BY Asif
In my life I learned how 2 love
In my life I learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering u.By ikram marwat
I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY
I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY TEXT YOU 24HRS A DAY BUT MY HEART WILL BE LIKE A CLOCK THAT WILL NOT STOP CARING & SAYING U R ALWAYS REMEMBERED. TAKE CARe. By ikram marwat
I Opened an account 4U
I Opened an account 4U at the Universal Bank of God's Blessings & deposited 365 days full of of Love, Faith, Joy & Fulfilment ...! Enjoy withdrawing them.By Lolli Bollin
and 1 thing I know 4 sure is dat,
...and 1 thing I know 4 sure is dat, out of all things we give & receive; the gift of love is the 1 dat keeps humans alive...so being in love is good for your health!
Cute Love SmS Messages
I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
can I have "U"?
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
Love is like a golden chain t
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!By Ikram Marwat
sweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1By Ikram Marwat
I have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.By Ikram Marwat
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem
uv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?By Ikram Marwat
I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your placeBy Ikram Marwat
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!By Ikram Marwat
I believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!By Ikram Marwat
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! By Ikram Marwat
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME By Irfan Khalid
today a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.By shehran ayub
L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love By fortuneteller91
Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving By Arsh
Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life... sonu verma
My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old by shumaila
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time by Saima
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never By Puja
Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
can I have "U"?
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
Love is like a golden chain t
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!By Ikram Marwat
sweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1By Ikram Marwat
I have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.By Ikram Marwat
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES. By Waseem
uv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?By Ikram Marwat
I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your placeBy Ikram Marwat
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!By Ikram Marwat
I believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!By Ikram Marwat
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine! By Ikram Marwat
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME By Irfan Khalid
today a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.By shehran ayub
L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love By fortuneteller91
Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving By Arsh
Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life... sonu verma
My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old by shumaila
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time by Saima
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never By Puja
Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.
Cute Love Funny SmS Messages
If i could give one thing in my life, i would give the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then you realize how special you are to me. By Sumera From Skt
I loke Stars that stay in the sky. But I like and love two stars which are your eyes..!! By Moni
LOVE IS LIKE A CIGARATEE- IT STARTS WITH SPARKS, CONTINUE WITH BURNS AND ENDS WITH ASHES. BUT DONT WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS.DEBJIT
If u sign in my heart door so u r in my prizon bcoz my heart door open on dat time ven my heart iz sign out 4rom de messenger of life so dont cry on ur fault and dont cry 2 think run 4rom my heart anywhere so relax and take rest in guest room of my heart which iz rezerved only 4 u i invite all those persons who read dis sms 2 knock on my heart door
i love you i love you jani
i love you i love you paro
i love you i love you goria
i love you i love you sweatheart
i love you my sweat heart ....... the great
How can i spell s_ccess widout U? or C_TE? i can't even have F_N or any good L_CK widout it looks like i just can't S_RVIVE wid out UKinza
The sea spoke to me about his Empire,about his non-ending Density,about his greatness and i spoke 2 him about "U", He felt so small... madhuri
Whenever u feel alone,just look8d spaces between ur fingrs n think of me, u'll see my fingrs locked with urs forever...Rajneesh
wen u feel cold and warm at da same time wen u read ova da same line for the 10th time wen ur heart and thoughts sum hw appear to rhyme n wen a simple name conquers ur whole mind den ur in love caj2006
There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.AKBAR
how to say i love you in sindhi....
"AAOON TOON SAAN PIYAR THO KARIYAN" asjad shah
Got a gift 4 u!
No cost!
No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME 2 U!!!Dyson
If luvin u waz a sin,the HELL would be my palace,if it waz a crime,prison would be my heaven.just because of luving you. starring
sometimes misunderstood u, sometimes scolded u, sometimes learnt from u, sometimes praised u, sometimes laughed at u, but i in anycase wanted u as my friend so plz do not betray me and do keep in touch. send this to all ur friends and know who really cares abt u. and dont forget to send this back 2 me. without u my friend, the days of the week are... sadday... mournday... tearsday... wasteday... thirstday... frightday... and... shatterday... thanks 4 being my friend... keep smile Nammal
IF YOU HATE ME , SHOOT ME ,BUT PLS NOT ON DA HEART COZ THATS WHERE YOU ARE tamara
Nothing Is To Want
Nothing Is To Say
GOD BLESS YOU !
It's My Only Pray...FARRUKH
My love u night and day ,4ever be dis luv,thy Honesty come as it will be done by people in luv,I miss you today as i always do,4give me were i do u wrong as i'll do the same to u.lead me not to suspicions but to be trustworthy.4 there is luv,communucation,trust and happiness in this relationship.let it be so.I LOVE U CONNY
I've seen you hanging round
This darkness where I'm bound
And this black hole I've dug for me
And silently within
With hands touching skin
The shock breaks my disease
And I can breathe loverboy
I loke Stars that stay in the sky. But I like and love two stars which are your eyes..!! By Moni
LOVE IS LIKE A CIGARATEE- IT STARTS WITH SPARKS, CONTINUE WITH BURNS AND ENDS WITH ASHES. BUT DONT WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS.DEBJIT
If u sign in my heart door so u r in my prizon bcoz my heart door open on dat time ven my heart iz sign out 4rom de messenger of life so dont cry on ur fault and dont cry 2 think run 4rom my heart anywhere so relax and take rest in guest room of my heart which iz rezerved only 4 u i invite all those persons who read dis sms 2 knock on my heart door
i love you i love you jani
i love you i love you paro
i love you i love you goria
i love you i love you sweatheart
i love you my sweat heart ....... the great
How can i spell s_ccess widout U? or C_TE? i can't even have F_N or any good L_CK widout it looks like i just can't S_RVIVE wid out UKinza
The sea spoke to me about his Empire,about his non-ending Density,about his greatness and i spoke 2 him about "U", He felt so small... madhuri
Whenever u feel alone,just look8d spaces between ur fingrs n think of me, u'll see my fingrs locked with urs forever...Rajneesh
wen u feel cold and warm at da same time wen u read ova da same line for the 10th time wen ur heart and thoughts sum hw appear to rhyme n wen a simple name conquers ur whole mind den ur in love caj2006
There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.AKBAR
how to say i love you in sindhi....
"AAOON TOON SAAN PIYAR THO KARIYAN" asjad shah
Got a gift 4 u!
No cost!
No batteries required!
Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal!
Fully returnable!
Its a hug from ME 2 U!!!Dyson
If luvin u waz a sin,the HELL would be my palace,if it waz a crime,prison would be my heaven.just because of luving you. starring
sometimes misunderstood u, sometimes scolded u, sometimes learnt from u, sometimes praised u, sometimes laughed at u, but i in anycase wanted u as my friend so plz do not betray me and do keep in touch. send this to all ur friends and know who really cares abt u. and dont forget to send this back 2 me. without u my friend, the days of the week are... sadday... mournday... tearsday... wasteday... thirstday... frightday... and... shatterday... thanks 4 being my friend... keep smile Nammal
IF YOU HATE ME , SHOOT ME ,BUT PLS NOT ON DA HEART COZ THATS WHERE YOU ARE tamara
Nothing Is To Want
Nothing Is To Say
GOD BLESS YOU !
It's My Only Pray...FARRUKH
My love u night and day ,4ever be dis luv,thy Honesty come as it will be done by people in luv,I miss you today as i always do,4give me were i do u wrong as i'll do the same to u.lead me not to suspicions but to be trustworthy.4 there is luv,communucation,trust and happiness in this relationship.let it be so.I LOVE U CONNY
I've seen you hanging round
This darkness where I'm bound
And this black hole I've dug for me
And silently within
With hands touching skin
The shock breaks my disease
And I can breathe loverboy
Love SmS Messages
Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
Kabi mehsoos karna
Apne dil ki dardkan ko
Aur Sunna!
Ik saaz ko..
Jo!
Kay raha hai..
Tum se!
K!
Main door nahi..
Juda nahi..
Tumare pass hoon...! By Wasim Chishti
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki By Wasim Chishti
Miss Call k bahane yunhi aap ka no# mila dayte
Aap kuch na kayte
Magar muskura dayte By Wasim Chishti
listen don,t send any sms again i don,t wnat to see you to hear your
voiceto think of you to keep in touch with you be cuz docter adviced me
keep away from ,,SWEETS,, By Naveed Ahmad
(Punjabi)
100 saal lambi hove umar ohdi,meri us toon ik pal khat hove.
rabba mereya rabb jehe yara bina maitho ik pal na kat hove.
raji kare na vaid koi,jehra jigar te lageya fatt hove.
saah akhri jado nikle,sir mera te yara da patt hove. By Neer
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
Kabi mehsoos karna
Apne dil ki dardkan ko
Aur Sunna!
Ik saaz ko..
Jo!
Kay raha hai..
Tum se!
K!
Main door nahi..
Juda nahi..
Tumare pass hoon...! By Wasim Chishti
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki By Wasim Chishti
Miss Call k bahane yunhi aap ka no# mila dayte
Aap kuch na kayte
Magar muskura dayte By Wasim Chishti
listen don,t send any sms again i don,t wnat to see you to hear your
voiceto think of you to keep in touch with you be cuz docter adviced me
keep away from ,,SWEETS,, By Naveed Ahmad
~.~PEOPLE LOVE~.~
ACCOEDING 2 THE AGE
18 TO 28 DINRAT
28 TO 38 ROSRAT
38 TO 48 JUMA JUMRAT
48 TO 58 EID SHABERAT
58 TO 68 KHALI GALBAT
& UP TO
68
BURIBAT........
By Sameer
(Punjabi)
100 saal lambi hove umar ohdi,meri us toon ik pal khat hove.
rabba mereya rabb jehe yara bina maitho ik pal na kat hove.
raji kare na vaid koi,jehra jigar te lageya fatt hove.
saah akhri jado nikle,sir mera te yara da patt hove. By Neer
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
Islamic SmS Messages
Show mercy towards those who
“Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in heaven will show mercy to you.”
The worst thief among people
“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer, by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”
The most grateful of people to Allah
“The most grateful of people to Allah are those who are most grateful to other people.”
Repeat often ‘La hawla wa laa quwwata
“Repeat often ‘La hawla wa laa quwwata illa billah (there is no power or strength except with Allah)’, for it is from the treasure of Paradise.”
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.By UZZAL
Lets establish among ourselves
Lets establish among ourselves and obey by heart the laws of Allah to lead a disciplined life and lets pray for the prosperity of the whole world. By Saima Saeed
When earthly help s no avail,
When earthly help s no avail,
There s 1 friend who will never fail.
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,
For nobody knows the power of prayer.
*Have a worry free day*By UZZAL
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!By UZZAL
Falling in love with the Lord is
Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance;
searching HIM, is the greatest adventure;Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with HIM... The greatest source of happiness.By UZZAL
In God's eyes, Love is never absent.
In God's eyes, Love is never absent.
In Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible.
In Gods embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!
Allah destroys interest and increases
Allah destroys interest and increases charity and Allah loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqira).By Taswar
When things go wrong
When things go wrong, don't go blue, just pray &say "I will get through" always remember God Loves U!By devchonka
Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith. By Ikram Marwat
My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.By Ikram Marwat
Philosophy is questions
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion (Islam) is answers that may never be questioned.By Ikram Marwat
Tute huye dilon ka sahara
Tute huye dilon ka sahara hussain hain,duben na jo falak par woh sitara hussain hain By Subs
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped with "AFFECTION" tied with "CARE" & sealed with "DUA" 2 keep u safe & happy today & always.By shehran ayub
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying ALLAH's ORDERS & FOLLOWING The METHODS OF MUHAMMAD {PBUH}asghar walana
in times of Difficulties dont ever say"Hey god i hav a big problem"....instead say "Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD "and everyhing will just be fine"....parul
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....abr
Birth of a child is a sign that Allah still loves human beings Ali Shah
START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.M.Zahid Khan
NEVER SAY HI INSTEAD SAY ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM NEVER SAY BYE INSTEAD SAY ALLAH HAFIZ. DO NOT IGNORE UR REALITY U R MUSLIM M.Zahid Khan
A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...
C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...
E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...
G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...
I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...
K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...
M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...
O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...
Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...
T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...
W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...
Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...Killer
LIFE IS TEST
ISLAM IS BEST
NAMAZ IS MUST
AKHARAT IS FOR REST
WORLD IS ONLY DUST
IF QURAN IS IN UR CHEST, NOTHING NEED NEXT
OBEY ALLAH.ALLAH FORGIVE AND BLESS US ALL(AMIN). By Hoor Jamal
“Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in heaven will show mercy to you.”
The worst thief among people
“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer, by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”
The most grateful of people to Allah
“The most grateful of people to Allah are those who are most grateful to other people.”
Repeat often ‘La hawla wa laa quwwata
“Repeat often ‘La hawla wa laa quwwata illa billah (there is no power or strength except with Allah)’, for it is from the treasure of Paradise.”
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.By UZZAL
Lets establish among ourselves
Lets establish among ourselves and obey by heart the laws of Allah to lead a disciplined life and lets pray for the prosperity of the whole world. By Saima Saeed
When earthly help s no avail,
When earthly help s no avail,
There s 1 friend who will never fail.
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,
For nobody knows the power of prayer.
*Have a worry free day*By UZZAL
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!By UZZAL
Falling in love with the Lord is
Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance;
searching HIM, is the greatest adventure;Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with HIM... The greatest source of happiness.By UZZAL
In God's eyes, Love is never absent.
In God's eyes, Love is never absent.
In Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible.
In Gods embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!
Allah destroys interest and increases
Allah destroys interest and increases charity and Allah loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqira).By Taswar
When things go wrong
When things go wrong, don't go blue, just pray &say "I will get through" always remember God Loves U!By devchonka
Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith. By Ikram Marwat
My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.By Ikram Marwat
Philosophy is questions
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion (Islam) is answers that may never be questioned.By Ikram Marwat
Tute huye dilon ka sahara
Tute huye dilon ka sahara hussain hain,duben na jo falak par woh sitara hussain hain By Subs
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped with "AFFECTION" tied with "CARE" & sealed with "DUA" 2 keep u safe & happy today & always.By shehran ayub
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying ALLAH's ORDERS & FOLLOWING The METHODS OF MUHAMMAD {PBUH}asghar walana
in times of Difficulties dont ever say"Hey god i hav a big problem"....instead say "Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD "and everyhing will just be fine"....parul
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....abr
Birth of a child is a sign that Allah still loves human beings Ali Shah
START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.M.Zahid Khan
NEVER SAY HI INSTEAD SAY ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM NEVER SAY BYE INSTEAD SAY ALLAH HAFIZ. DO NOT IGNORE UR REALITY U R MUSLIM M.Zahid Khan
A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...
C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...
E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...
G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...
I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...
K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...
M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...
O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...
Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...
T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...
W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...
Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...Killer
LIFE IS TEST
ISLAM IS BEST
NAMAZ IS MUST
AKHARAT IS FOR REST
WORLD IS ONLY DUST
IF QURAN IS IN UR CHEST, NOTHING NEED NEXT
OBEY ALLAH.ALLAH FORGIVE AND BLESS US ALL(AMIN). By Hoor Jamal
Islamic SmS Messages
Prayer is a free out going call to God
prayer is a free outgoing call to God, no net work or bettery problems, always good signals and all sms sent,..Make prayer a habit and remember me in ur prayers By Arroon
Don't Tell Allah, How Big Ur Problem Is.
Don't Tell Allah, How Big Ur Problem Is. Tell Ur Problems, How Big Ur Allah Is.By Kinza
Then praising Allah glorify
Then praising Allah glorify Him and beg His forgiveness. Undoubtedly, He is Most Relenting.By Taswar
Allah has set a seal on their hearts
Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their ears, and over their eyes there is a dark covering, and for them is great torment.(surah-ul-baqira).By Taswar
Allah destroys interest and increases
Allah destroys interest and increases charity and Allah loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqira).By Taswar
When things go wrong
When things go wrong, don't go blue, just pray &say "I will get through" always remember God Loves U!By devchonka
Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith. By Ikram Marwat
My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.By Ikram Marwat
Philosophy is questions
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion (Islam) is answers that may never be questioned.By Ikram Marwat
Tute huye dilon ka sahara
Tute huye dilon ka sahara hussain hain,duben na jo falak par woh sitara hussain hain By Subs
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped with "AFFECTION" tied with "CARE" & sealed with "DUA" 2 keep u safe & happy today & always.By shehran ayub
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying ALLAH's ORDERS & FOLLOWING The METHODS OF MUHAMMAD {PBUH}asghar walana
in times of Difficulties dont ever say"Hey god i hav a big problem"....instead say "Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD "and everyhing will just be fine"....parul
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....abr
Birth of a child is a sign that Allah still loves human beings
prayer is a free outgoing call to God, no net work or bettery problems, always good signals and all sms sent,..Make prayer a habit and remember me in ur prayers By Arroon
Don't Tell Allah, How Big Ur Problem Is.
Don't Tell Allah, How Big Ur Problem Is. Tell Ur Problems, How Big Ur Allah Is.By Kinza
Then praising Allah glorify
Then praising Allah glorify Him and beg His forgiveness. Undoubtedly, He is Most Relenting.By Taswar
Allah has set a seal on their hearts
Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their ears, and over their eyes there is a dark covering, and for them is great torment.(surah-ul-baqira).By Taswar
Allah destroys interest and increases
Allah destroys interest and increases charity and Allah loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqira).By Taswar
When things go wrong
When things go wrong, don't go blue, just pray &say "I will get through" always remember God Loves U!By devchonka
Patience with others is Love
Patience with others is Love,
Patience with self is Hope,
Patience with God is Faith. By Ikram Marwat
My religion( Islam) consists
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.By Ikram Marwat
Philosophy is questions
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion (Islam) is answers that may never be questioned.By Ikram Marwat
Tute huye dilon ka sahara
Tute huye dilon ka sahara hussain hain,duben na jo falak par woh sitara hussain hain By Subs
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped
"Gift" of "SALAM"-wrapped with "AFFECTION" tied with "CARE" & sealed with "DUA" 2 keep u safe & happy today & always.By shehran ayub
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying
Enjoy ur Life by Obeying ALLAH's ORDERS & FOLLOWING The METHODS OF MUHAMMAD {PBUH}asghar walana
in times of Difficulties dont ever say"Hey god i hav a big problem"....instead say "Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD "and everyhing will just be fine"....parul
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....abr
Birth of a child is a sign that Allah still loves human beings
Islamic SmS Messages
Verily! Allah commands that you should render
Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58]
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
And take a provision (with you) for the journey,
And take a provision (with you) for the journey, but the best provision is al-taqwa (piety, righteousness) [surah al-Baqarah; 2:197]
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty) [surah al-Talaq; 65:2]
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah,
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness)
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness) until you spend (in Allaah’s cause) of that which you love [surah al ‘Imran; 3:92]
And give not a thing in order
And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah) [surah al-Muddaththir; 74:6]
“Pay attention to Allah a
“Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”
“Make sure your food is good (
“Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.”
“Be content with what Allah
“Be content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.”
“The thing that weighs most heavily
“The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.”
Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58]
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
And take a provision (with you) for the journey,
And take a provision (with you) for the journey, but the best provision is al-taqwa (piety, righteousness) [surah al-Baqarah; 2:197]
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty) [surah al-Talaq; 65:2]
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah,
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness)
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness) until you spend (in Allaah’s cause) of that which you love [surah al ‘Imran; 3:92]
And give not a thing in order
And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah) [surah al-Muddaththir; 74:6]
“Pay attention to Allah a
“Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”
“Make sure your food is good (
“Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.”
“Be content with what Allah
“Be content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.”
“The thing that weighs most heavily
“The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.”
Islamic Religious SmS Messages
“The most beloved of deeds to Allah
“The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.”
“The most beloved of food to Allah
“The most beloved of food to Allah is that which is touched by many hands (i.e., shared among many people).”
The most beloved of speech to
“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.”
If one with whose religion and character
“If one with whose religion and character you are pleased comes to you (to seek your daughter’s hand in marriage), then marry (your daughter) to him.”
If Allah sends you some provision
“If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.”
If you ask Allah for anything,
“If you ask Allah for anything, then ask Him for al-Firdaws (the highest level of Paradise).”
If your good deeds please you and your bad deed
“If your good deeds please you and your bad deeds upset you, then you are a mu’min (believer).”
If you hear the call to prayer,
“If you hear the call to prayer, then respond to the one who is calling you to Allah.”
If you hear the call to prayer,
“If you hear the call to prayer, then say something like the muadhhin says.”
If a man becomes angry and says
“If a man becomes angry and says ‘A’udhu Billah (I seek refuge with Allah),’ his anger will cease.”
If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq
“If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq (hypocrite), he earns the wrath of his Lord.”
God did not promise days without
God did not promise days without pain,Laughter without sorrow; sun without rain.But He did promise strength 4 the day, Comfort 4 the tears; and light 4 our way.By UZZAL
Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
No foe, no storm i'll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am safe for You are near.By UZZAL
Never a weakness that He can't fill,
Never a weakness that He can't fill,
Never a sickness that He can't heal,
Never a sorrow that He dsn't share,
Moment by moment- you are under GOD's care.By UZZAL
God said don't look around because you'll be impressed,
God said don't look around because you'll be impressed,
Don't look down you'll be depressed,
Just look to me all the time and you'll be blessedBy UZZAL
What's the fastest thing on earth?
What's the fastest thing on earth?
Bullet?
Nah. Sound?
Not quite. Light? Almost.
Answer: Prayer...
Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day.By UZZAL
God can reach each falling tears.
God can reach each falling tears.
He sees the heart that needs a cheer.
He knows the path that's hard and dear...
Don't ever give up coz He is near.By UZZAL
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit like Texting.
“The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.”
“The most beloved of food to Allah
“The most beloved of food to Allah is that which is touched by many hands (i.e., shared among many people).”
The most beloved of speech to
“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.”
If one with whose religion and character
“If one with whose religion and character you are pleased comes to you (to seek your daughter’s hand in marriage), then marry (your daughter) to him.”
If Allah sends you some provision
“If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.”
If you ask Allah for anything,
“If you ask Allah for anything, then ask Him for al-Firdaws (the highest level of Paradise).”
If your good deeds please you and your bad deed
“If your good deeds please you and your bad deeds upset you, then you are a mu’min (believer).”
If you hear the call to prayer,
“If you hear the call to prayer, then respond to the one who is calling you to Allah.”
If you hear the call to prayer,
“If you hear the call to prayer, then say something like the muadhhin says.”
If a man becomes angry and says
“If a man becomes angry and says ‘A’udhu Billah (I seek refuge with Allah),’ his anger will cease.”
If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq
“If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq (hypocrite), he earns the wrath of his Lord.”
God did not promise days without
God did not promise days without pain,Laughter without sorrow; sun without rain.But He did promise strength 4 the day, Comfort 4 the tears; and light 4 our way.By UZZAL
Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
No foe, no storm i'll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am safe for You are near.By UZZAL
Never a weakness that He can't fill,
Never a weakness that He can't fill,
Never a sickness that He can't heal,
Never a sorrow that He dsn't share,
Moment by moment- you are under GOD's care.By UZZAL
God said don't look around because you'll be impressed,
God said don't look around because you'll be impressed,
Don't look down you'll be depressed,
Just look to me all the time and you'll be blessedBy UZZAL
What's the fastest thing on earth?
What's the fastest thing on earth?
Bullet?
Nah. Sound?
Not quite. Light? Almost.
Answer: Prayer...
Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day.By UZZAL
God can reach each falling tears.
God can reach each falling tears.
He sees the heart that needs a cheer.
He knows the path that's hard and dear...
Don't ever give up coz He is near.By UZZAL
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit like Texting.
Islamic SmS Messages
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Verily, Allah does not look towards your
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
Allahs blessings are a treasure s
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
And whenever you give your word,
And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-An’am; 6:152]
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Verily, Allah does not look towards your
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
Allahs blessings are a treasure s
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
And whenever you give your word,
And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-An’am; 6:152]
Oct 2, 2007
Good Morning Text SmS Messages
Count many star on the screen..In URDU
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
Always welcome a new day with a Smile
Always welcome a new day with a Smile on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry..In Urdu
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear
True friends are like morning,U cant
True friends are like morning,U cant have them whole day..,But can be sure theyll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Good Morning.....
May your salty days be peppered
May your salty days be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky.. in short have a Yummy day!
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....
Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!
Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!!Ur due date to take bath for this month is today...Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,dandruf..... Thanks!!!!
A Relaxed mind,A peaceful soul,
A Relaxed mind,A peaceful soul,A joyful spirit,A healthy body,& a heart full of love... All these are my prayers for U have a Good Day...
hey dear... sun is not rising
hey dear... sun is not rising, birds hv not started chirping yet... is sumthin wrong with me or with this morning? ohh... nw i know y? i 4got 2 wish u GOOD MORNING!
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON to charm U,A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm U...Faithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear U...Good morning....
Wheen I pray I Don't C God But
Wheen I pray I Don't C God But I Know He Listen When I Sms I Don't C U But I Know U Read My Messages With A smile"Good Morning" By 4dy
So overall have a Good Day!
Wishing U...
Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud MorningBy Pretty
Never think of the past
Never think of the past it bring you tears... if u think of the future it brings fears.. so live in the present & have fun.... Good Morning By Jeet
Words and hearts should
Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair. Good Morning.By Jeet
Whenever I look at my palm,i
Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning... Preety
Treat everyone with politeness,Even
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not bcoz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**Preety
Hi, I dont have any special message
Hi, I dont have any special message to wish you good morning but you are my special friend so normal wish to you become a special wish from my side, good morning and have a great day Satish
Silence Is The Best way To Keep
Silence Is The Best way To Keep Away Problems.Smile Is A powerful Tool To avoid Many Problems So Hav A silent Smile Always. GUD MORNINGPoonam
Difficultis in your life do not come to
Difficultis in your life do not come to destroy u.... but to help u realise ue hidden potential & power. Let difficulties know the U R DIFFICULT. Good Morning
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
Always welcome a new day with a Smile
Always welcome a new day with a Smile on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry..In Urdu
(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear
True friends are like morning,U cant
True friends are like morning,U cant have them whole day..,But can be sure theyll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Good Morning.....
May your salty days be peppered
May your salty days be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky.. in short have a Yummy day!
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....
Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!
Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!!Ur due date to take bath for this month is today...Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,dandruf..... Thanks!!!!
A Relaxed mind,A peaceful soul,
A Relaxed mind,A peaceful soul,A joyful spirit,A healthy body,& a heart full of love... All these are my prayers for U have a Good Day...
hey dear... sun is not rising
hey dear... sun is not rising, birds hv not started chirping yet... is sumthin wrong with me or with this morning? ohh... nw i know y? i 4got 2 wish u GOOD MORNING!
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON to charm U,A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm U...Faithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear U...Good morning....
Wheen I pray I Don't C God But
Wheen I pray I Don't C God But I Know He Listen When I Sms I Don't C U But I Know U Read My Messages With A smile"Good Morning" By 4dy
So overall have a Good Day!
Wishing U...
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Keep smiling... :)By Pretty
Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud MorningBy Pretty
Never think of the past
Never think of the past it bring you tears... if u think of the future it brings fears.. so live in the present & have fun.... Good Morning By Jeet
Words and hearts should
Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair. Good Morning.By Jeet
Whenever I look at my palm,i
Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning... Preety
Treat everyone with politeness,Even
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not bcoz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**Preety
Hi, I dont have any special message
Hi, I dont have any special message to wish you good morning but you are my special friend so normal wish to you become a special wish from my side, good morning and have a great day Satish
Silence Is The Best way To Keep
Silence Is The Best way To Keep Away Problems.Smile Is A powerful Tool To avoid Many Problems So Hav A silent Smile Always. GUD MORNINGPoonam
Difficultis in your life do not come to
Difficultis in your life do not come to destroy u.... but to help u realise ue hidden potential & power. Let difficulties know the U R DIFFICULT. Good Morning
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HaVe a NiCe Day!
The world doesnot need more
The world doesnot need more mountains to
climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
GOOD MORNING
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, (In URDU)
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!
Could you do me a favor?
Could you do me a favor?
Put ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then
ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!
I'have just given u a hug! (",)
Good morning..!!!
A Sweeter Smile,
A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Good Morning!
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De smile is like simcard & life is like cell phone,wen u insert de simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated.keep smiling ...gud mor By bhanuprakash d.v
I WISH 4 U...Great star
I WISH 4 U...Great start 4 Monday...No obstacles 4 Tuesday...No stress 4 Wednesday...No worry 4 Thursday...Smile 4 Friday...Party 4 Saturday & great fun 4 Sunday...Have a nice weekend (GUD MORNING) By Preety
I have a special BREAKFAST
I have a special BREAKFAST for you today,
A glass of CARE,
A plate of LOVE,
A spoon of PEACE,
A fork of TRUST and A bowl of PRAYER.
GOOD MORNING!
Good Morning SmS Messages
No one can go back &
No one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope u'll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy! Good Morning
Sending 24 Smiles,
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Sending 24 Smiles,
1 4 each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
Good Morning and hAv a gReAt dAy....
Morning Time-A cup of hot hello
Morning Time-A cup of hot hello,A plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles & a slice of great success specially for u...Enjoy the day!!!Good morning!!!....
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....
Ther are two eternities
Ther are two eternities that can really break u down,Yesterday & Tomorrow... One is gone & other does not exist!!!So live today only....Good Morning....
An ideal day should begin
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face!A cup of coffee in ur hand And a message from me on ur mobile!!!Hope uve had all the three!!!Good Morning....
Dreams visit us when we r asleep
Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning
MORNING SMILE
MORNING SMILE
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make (;_;) life easy
Gud morning!
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,
A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.By Ikram Uzzal
he send us sunrise in the morning
he send us sunrise in the morning. he listens 2 u when u talk. he could live anywhere in the world , yet he choses to live in your HEART. face it GOD is IN LOVE WITH U. good mornning!!!!!!!!!! By Tipa Aby
LOOK outside its so pleasent
LOOK outside its so pleasent sun is smiling 4 u.trees dancing 4 u.sparow singing 4 u. & me missing & waiting 4 ur sms.Good MorningBy MUDDASIR D GR
The morning is just a few moments
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
No one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope u'll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy! Good Morning
Sending 24 Smiles,
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Sending 24 Smiles,
1 4 each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
Good Morning and hAv a gReAt dAy....
Morning Time-A cup of hot hello
Morning Time-A cup of hot hello,A plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles & a slice of great success specially for u...Enjoy the day!!!Good morning!!!....
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....
Ther are two eternities
Ther are two eternities that can really break u down,Yesterday & Tomorrow... One is gone & other does not exist!!!So live today only....Good Morning....
An ideal day should begin
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face!A cup of coffee in ur hand And a message from me on ur mobile!!!Hope uve had all the three!!!Good Morning....
Dreams visit us when we r asleep
Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning
MORNING SMILE
MORNING SMILE
makes the day
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B"E"T"T"E"R
that the best
thing (;_;) we can
do (;_;) (;_;) to
make (;_;) life easy
Gud morning!
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,
A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.By Ikram Uzzal
he send us sunrise in the morning
he send us sunrise in the morning. he listens 2 u when u talk. he could live anywhere in the world , yet he choses to live in your HEART. face it GOD is IN LOVE WITH U. good mornning!!!!!!!!!! By Tipa Aby
LOOK outside its so pleasent
LOOK outside its so pleasent sun is smiling 4 u.trees dancing 4 u.sparow singing 4 u. & me missing & waiting 4 ur sms.Good MorningBy MUDDASIR D GR
The morning is just a few moments
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
Good Morning SmS Messages
Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to food waste,
Story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING!Jeet (Mumbai)
MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,
ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,
POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,
AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!GOOD MORNING!Jeet (Mumbai)
HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,
KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI
YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,
KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOTE HAIN...!GOOD MORNING!Jeet (Mumbai)
when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn't said good morning to taht sweet Angel....so GooD MorninG sweet heart Angar Khatgar
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu Cockacolate duuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu huma
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OVER ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY! Mukhoji
In Hindi
Abey bina Balkani K flat, Flowerpot, Khali patili K dhakhan mafiq barjela kio hai? Daykh kia raha hai? Bhai log Gud Morning bolnay ko aya hai,bolayto set hai na!Honey
Morning does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God's way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day. GUD MORNING SAM
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.:-)SAM
Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little hi to you. Have a Nice DAY :-) : Precious Soul
Mornings are reminders that God loves you!
You're not just given another day to enjoy,
but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday.
Have A Nice DAY!!!Precious Soul
TIME alone can prove the worth of frienship..
as time goes by,v loose the false ones,
n keep the best......
just a sweet hello 2 one of the best....
gud morning !!!!!
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love cheji
Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,Matchstick for a minute,But a good day can glow forever,So start ur day with a smile...Good Morning.... Roma
The Breez has awaknd,The earth & Sun has coloured our world.The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I m not late to wish U Good Morning..Mani
u r from earth,i am from moon,u r human being but i am not cartoon i just want to say good morning Nazo
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day! gdey swt vaite
Suraj ugela hai,Chand dubela hai,Murga chilla rela
Chal bhidu uthle bole to rapchik Good morning pooja
Knock!Knock may I come into ur world I bing no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy and luv to keep u smilling. Gud Morning!Scholes
Salt nahi to food waste,
Story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING!Jeet (Mumbai)
MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,
ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,
POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,
AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!GOOD MORNING!Jeet (Mumbai)
HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,
KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAI
YE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,
KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOTE HAIN...!GOOD MORNING!Jeet (Mumbai)
when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn't said good morning to taht sweet Angel....so GooD MorninG sweet heart Angar Khatgar
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu Cockacolate duuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu huma
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OVER ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY! Mukhoji
In Hindi
Abey bina Balkani K flat, Flowerpot, Khali patili K dhakhan mafiq barjela kio hai? Daykh kia raha hai? Bhai log Gud Morning bolnay ko aya hai,bolayto set hai na!Honey
Morning does not mean that you have to get up and work again. Mornin is God's way of saying that He loves you so much He wants you to be live another beautiful day. GUD MORNING SAM
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.:-)SAM
Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little hi to you. Have a Nice DAY :-) : Precious Soul
Mornings are reminders that God loves you!
You're not just given another day to enjoy,
but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday.
Have A Nice DAY!!!Precious Soul
TIME alone can prove the worth of frienship..
as time goes by,v loose the false ones,
n keep the best......
just a sweet hello 2 one of the best....
gud morning !!!!!
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love cheji
Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,Matchstick for a minute,But a good day can glow forever,So start ur day with a smile...Good Morning.... Roma
The Breez has awaknd,The earth & Sun has coloured our world.The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I m not late to wish U Good Morning..Mani
u r from earth,i am from moon,u r human being but i am not cartoon i just want to say good morning Nazo
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day! gdey swt vaite
Suraj ugela hai,Chand dubela hai,Murga chilla rela
Chal bhidu uthle bole to rapchik Good morning pooja
Knock!Knock may I come into ur world I bing no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy and luv to keep u smilling. Gud Morning!Scholes
Good Morning SmS Messages
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Good Morning
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L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent* Sun is $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tanrs $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* & ME mi$$ing & waiting 4 ur msg or call.Good Morning
Pleasant Morning
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'l Morning!
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CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!
Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na (In Urdu)
Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...
The smile is like a simcard
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
A Morning is a wonderful blessing
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *Good Morning*....
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, In Urdu
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person...
Life is like a Book: Each day a new pa
Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Birds r chillaaying. Hen is kukduku
Birds r chillaaying. Hen is kukdukuing. Flowers r khusbhu maaring, Moon is dubing, sun is ugging. Peakok is naaching. All r kahing Good Morning, and U R still soying......!By Jeet (Mumbai)
Welcome the new morning with a "Smi
Welcome the new morning with a "Smile on ur Face", "Love in ur Heart", " Good Thoughts in ur Mind" & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna
Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
I was on a ship thinking of U...
I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that untill someonenot finds it, I won't forget U... Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday...
I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....
Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....
But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r
Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko b
Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dostBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Happiness Keeps U SWEET, T
Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE, Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Good Morning
L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent*
L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent* Sun is $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tanrs $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* & ME mi$$ing & waiting 4 ur msg or call.Good Morning
Pleasant Morning
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'l Morning!
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CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life....
new blessings....
new hope!
Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na (In Urdu)
Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...
The smile is like a simcard
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...
A Morning is a wonderful blessing
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night
The mist turns to l,ight,Morning takes over the night..Another beautiful day dawning,Its time to wish a very Good Morning....
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *Good Morning*....
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, In Urdu
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person...
Life is like a Book: Each day a new pa
Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Birds r chillaaying. Hen is kukduku
Birds r chillaaying. Hen is kukdukuing. Flowers r khusbhu maaring, Moon is dubing, sun is ugging. Peakok is naaching. All r kahing Good Morning, and U R still soying......!By Jeet (Mumbai)
Welcome the new morning with a "Smi
Welcome the new morning with a "Smile on ur Face", "Love in ur Heart", " Good Thoughts in ur Mind" & you will hv a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna
Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
I was on a ship thinking of U...
I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that untill someonenot finds it, I won't forget U... Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday...
I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....
Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....
But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r
Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko b
Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dostBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Happiness Keeps U SWEET, T
Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE, Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day.
Good Morning SmS Messages
Happy moments Dont forget me;
Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....
Every bad situation will have something positive
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....
Never blame a day in ur life.
Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!!...Have a nice day...
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....
Simple music can make u sing,
Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....
Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi (Good Morning sms in URDU)
Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning...
Always ask GOD to give you
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
Whenever I look at my palm
Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...
One day Monday went toTuesday
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...
I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY Face. Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can't teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost, yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!By Jeet (Mumbai)
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....
Every bad situation will have something positive
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement
New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....
Never blame a day in ur life.
Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!!...Have a nice day...
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....
Simple music can make u sing,
Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....
Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi (Good Morning sms in URDU)
Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning...
Always ask GOD to give you
Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
Whenever I look at my palm
Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...
One day Monday went toTuesday
One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...
I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY Face. Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can't teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.By Jeet (Mumbai)
If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good MorningBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost, yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!By Jeet (Mumbai)
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.
Good Morning Greeting SmS Messages
Chand mama so gaye,(In URDU)
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!
I Made a cup of coffee
I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d__l
There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...By Pretty
Hey, Good Morning! Rise and shine!
Hey, Good Morning! Rise and shine!
As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun,
I wish that you would be well and fine. By Uzzal
People vanish, people die.
People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry,
Some give up, some will try,
Some say hi, while some say bye,
Others may forget, but never will I..
Good morning!By Uzzal
I woke up a few hours ago,
I woke up a few hours ago,but somehow I feel incomplete till I remembered I haven't texted you yet. Have a Pleasant Morning!By Uzzal
A smile is a way of writing
A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated.So here's a big smile just for you. Good morning!By Uzzal
Every morning has a new beginning
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope.It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with.Good Morning.By Uzzal
We're not too close in distance.
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles.But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning!By Uzzal
Smile! Because you have just
Smile! Because you have just received a text message from someone hoping you are fine. Good Morning!By Uzzal One of the joys in life is waking
One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!By Uzzal
Each time I text you good am
Each time I text you good morning, it's not just a morning greeting. There's a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good morning!By Uzzal
May you rise each texting day
May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand,Inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart,And a clear signal all day long. Good Morning & Nice day!By Uzzal
U may not think of me when ur
U may not think of me when ur happy n having a good time,It's fine, but please don't 4get me when ur sad n alone coz.I want to be the first one to make u happy. Good morning!By Uzzal
No cute sayings to say,
No cute sayings to say, no cute graphics to send.
Just a simple good day, hope that will be okay.By Uzzal
hi,if thr day,here it should b nit
hi,if thr day,here it should b nit.if thr black,here should b wit.so dont forget me,wethr it is both,cos im always thinking of u.good morning By kunjava
We have a Strange and
We have a Strange and Unique Friendship.. U-Strange. Me-Unique! Ha,ha,ha. Smile my friend. its a Beautiful Morning!By Uzzal
Days are too busy,
Days are too busy, hours are too few, seconds are too fast,But there is always time for me to say hello to someone like you. Smile and enjoy life! Good AM.By Uzzal
I asked God to make u happy,
I asked God to make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely thru every mile;Grant u wealth, give u health & most of all give u love & care.Good Morning Dear.By Uzzal
U may think that I forgot u.
U may think that I forgot u. U may think that I don't care, And U may think that I'm not thinking of u. Well, you're wrong. You're still in My Dreams. By Uzzal
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true.
Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you! By Uzzal
if i could have 1 wish
if i could have 1 wish: d only thing i'd wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so i'd flow all over your body! goodmorning 2 u! By musawakhe
Soraj ki pehli kiran(In Urdu)
Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki dandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar
:GOOD MORING" HAVE NICE DAY
Good Morning Funny SmS Messages
Dr's prescription for today
Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...
New day new blessing.
New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...
Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes
Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...
G@@d M(:)rning....
All mornings are like Paintings:
All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise
As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.
(>*<)
T*A*K*E*
(<<**>>)
;;''C*A*R*E*
@$##
(>>^^^<<)
##$
@ OF URSELF..$#%%
Good Morning....
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year.
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
Treat everyone with politeness,
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...
New day new blessing.
New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...
Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes
Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...
G@@d M(:)rning....
All mornings are like Paintings:
All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise
As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.
(>*<)
T*A*K*E*
(<<**>>)
;;''C*A*R*E*
@$##
(>>^^^<<)
##$
@ OF URSELF..$#%%
Good Morning....
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year.
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
Treat everyone with politeness,
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
Cute Good Morning SmS Messages
The sun has once brought brightness
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
The sun had rised from the east
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
It makes me so happy
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
No Shadows 2 Depress U,
No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!
See outside the Window,
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
Wishing u................
Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money.....................
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............
With petals of Roses,
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
The sun had rised from the east
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
It makes me so happy
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
No Shadows 2 Depress U,
No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!
See outside the Window,
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
Wishing u................
Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money.....................
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............
With petals of Roses,
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Good Morning SmS Messages
May you begin this day
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to be best friend
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee. I just love when morning gets here
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Receive my simple gift
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to be best friend
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee. I just love when morning gets here
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Receive my simple gift
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
Good Night Funny SmS Messages
JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
HASNA ITNA K RONA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,
MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT!
KAASH KHUSHIYON KI KOI DUKAAN HOTI, HUME BHI USKI KOI PEHCHAAN HOTI,
BHAR DETE AAPKE HAR PAL KO KHUSHIYON SE, KEEMAT USKI CHAHE HAMARI JAAN HOTI...!GOOD NIGHT!
i wish i would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving gud nite.
G-o to bed
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always Mukhoji
Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD NIGHTKeegan
Raat ko jaab tou neend ka saffer pa nakllette ,apnney marrmarrey hathoon ka takkia sa banatte,ma terri kushboo sa mehak sa jatta,kash ma terray haseen hath ka kaggan hotta,good night & sleep tight
My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams SAM
Zindagi me kamyabi ki
MANZIL k liye
KHWAB zaruri hai !!
Aur khwab dekhne k liye
NEEND !!
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
chadho !! Aur .....
SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!princess
.shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I'll just leave my message 4u"GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS"..
you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new dream,4 dats da way 2 live.Good NighT. Mukhoji
Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT.. Mukhoji
txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam's lover boy Dhimna
HASNA ITNA K RONA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,
MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT!
KAASH KHUSHIYON KI KOI DUKAAN HOTI, HUME BHI USKI KOI PEHCHAAN HOTI,
BHAR DETE AAPKE HAR PAL KO KHUSHIYON SE, KEEMAT USKI CHAHE HAMARI JAAN HOTI...!GOOD NIGHT!
i wish i would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving gud nite.
G-o to bed
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always Mukhoji
Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD NIGHTKeegan
Raat ko jaab tou neend ka saffer pa nakllette ,apnney marrmarrey hathoon ka takkia sa banatte,ma terri kushboo sa mehak sa jatta,kash ma terray haseen hath ka kaggan hotta,good night & sleep tight
My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams SAM
Zindagi me kamyabi ki
MANZIL k liye
KHWAB zaruri hai !!
Aur khwab dekhne k liye
NEEND !!
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
chadho !! Aur .....
SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!princess
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.shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I'll just leave my message 4u"GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS"..
you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new dream,4 dats da way 2 live.Good NighT. Mukhoji
Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT.. Mukhoji
txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam's lover boy Dhimna
Good Night SMS Jokes SmS Messages
Hey u!!!
Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!
G -o to Bed
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD
hi,i know u r sleeping
hi,i know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to disterb u.but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i wil give it againe.so keep in touch
May be u are busy or tire
May be u are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT before I sleep.By Jeet its only me putting a blanket
(>"*"<)
( - , - ) zzz---
(">--<")---Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a warm & nice sleeP!GOOD NIGHTdragster
Despite the Old saying
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Name 3 characteristics 4 m
Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS
karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night.
Aap paas raho ya durr,
Aap paas raho ya durr, Hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hai, Na khat ke na phone ke mohtaz hai hum, aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai. Good Night
SMS ka sangrah karke kya p
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI.
I hide my tears when I
I hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there's no one who miss U more than me. Good Night & Sweet Dream
Aaj bahut yaad kiya
Aaj bahut yaad kiya humne tujhko, Bahut miss kiya humne tujhko, Chaha ki tum yahan hote, kum se kum mere kuch kapde tow dhote!!. Good Night.
My Math teacher told m
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs. but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a sweet dream.
Money can buy a house not ho
Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night
AS a day turns into night, K
AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how tuf d world may seem, But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight.... Good Night!!!
The greatest gift u can give
The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B'coz when u give sum1 ur time. You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night Friend.
Smiling is the second best
Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur lips, Of course u know the 1st...? Stop thinking weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut...Jeet (Mumbai)
Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!
G -o to Bed
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD
hi,i know u r sleeping
hi,i know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to disterb u.but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i wil give it againe.so keep in touch
May be u are busy or tire
May be u are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT before I sleep.By Jeet its only me putting a blanket
(>"*"<)
( - , - ) zzz---
(">--<")---Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a warm & nice sleeP!GOOD NIGHTdragster
Despite the Old saying
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Name 3 characteristics 4 m
Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS
karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night.
Aap paas raho ya durr,
Aap paas raho ya durr, Hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hai, Na khat ke na phone ke mohtaz hai hum, aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai. Good Night
SMS ka sangrah karke kya p
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI.
I hide my tears when I
I hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there's no one who miss U more than me. Good Night & Sweet Dream
Aaj bahut yaad kiya
Aaj bahut yaad kiya humne tujhko, Bahut miss kiya humne tujhko, Chaha ki tum yahan hote, kum se kum mere kuch kapde tow dhote!!. Good Night.
My Math teacher told m
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs. but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a sweet dream.
Money can buy a house not ho
Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night
AS a day turns into night, K
AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how tuf d world may seem, But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight.... Good Night!!!
The greatest gift u can give
The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B'coz when u give sum1 ur time. You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night Friend.
Smiling is the second best
Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur lips, Of course u know the 1st...? Stop thinking weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut...Jeet (Mumbai)
Good Night Greeting SmS Messages
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? (In Punjabi)
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena
As day turns to NIGHT.,
As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.
A late night greeting doesnt only
A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night..Gdnight
Night doesnt become beautiful
Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
I wish moon always be full & bright
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night......
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,L
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, In URDU
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams....
At this moment 3.7 Millions are
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun, (In Urdu)
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter
WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter 2 da sky;Same will b da earth;Da land of my birth;I'll b helpless & da birdz so brave'Tat dey'd come & chirp on my grave;People'll say she had brainz'Some'll say but in vain'Da sun will rise da sun will set;There'll b no change in da world i bet;There'd b a few hearts only;Who after me'll feel lonely;While living i keep commiting sinzzz;If recorded'll fill several binzzz;& if i do some thing good & noble;People'll remember me as pious,honest & humble(((GOOD NITE)))TC By Preety
Dream a dream 2nite as u
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena
As day turns to NIGHT.,
As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.
A late night greeting doesnt only
A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night..Gdnight
Night doesnt become beautiful
Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
I wish moon always be full & bright
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night......
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,L
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, In URDU
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams....
At this moment 3.7 Millions are
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun, (In Urdu)
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
Hey u!!!
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( ' ,' )
''' Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!
still awake?
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Time to sleep, GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!!
I sent You a night star
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I sent You a night star 2 brighten up your night...
GOOD NIGHT!!!!!
WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter
WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter 2 da sky;Same will b da earth;Da land of my birth;I'll b helpless & da birdz so brave'Tat dey'd come & chirp on my grave;People'll say she had brainz'Some'll say but in vain'Da sun will rise da sun will set;There'll b no change in da world i bet;There'd b a few hearts only;Who after me'll feel lonely;While living i keep commiting sinzzz;If recorded'll fill several binzzz;& if i do some thing good & noble;People'll remember me as pious,honest & humble(((GOOD NITE)))TC By Preety
Dream a dream 2nite as u
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
Good Night SmS Messages
look...the moon is calling u
look...the moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
Happiness is like a butterfly,
Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!Gd Nite
Close ur eyes & imagine:( Good Night sms in URDU)
Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA ( Good Night sms in URDU)
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
I wish Moon always be full
I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam, Hindi Gdnite sms
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai, In Urdu
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...
Night is longer than day
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,and day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS COME TRUE....Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
()"""() WAIT...
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!
Good Night
Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?
This is my LAST message
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Saw my msg?
Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
look...the moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
Happiness is like a butterfly,
Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!Gd Nite
Close ur eyes & imagine:( Good Night sms in URDU)
Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA ( Good Night sms in URDU)
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
I wish Moon always be full
I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam, Hindi Gdnite sms
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai, In Urdu
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...
Night is longer than day
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,and day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS COME TRUE....Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
()"""() WAIT...
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!
Good Night
Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?
This is my LAST message
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Saw my msg?
Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
Good Night SmS Messages
No matter the sky is black
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
In tis lovely nite
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite
Things to do before sleeping
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
LyinG oN mY BeD
LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Good night my very special friend,
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness. do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
When nights r long
When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....
A special face,a special smile,
A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!
can u do something for me?
can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.
The night is silent but I can't sleep.
The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.
As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night!
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,(In URDU)
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.
Angels are there to guide
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.
Dream touches your heart
Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!
Take care! The texts you send me
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!
In tis lovely nite
In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite
Things to do before sleeping
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
LyinG oN mY BeD
LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Good night my very special friend,
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness. do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
When nights r long
When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....
A special face,a special smile,
A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!
can u do something for me?
can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.
The night is silent but I can't sleep.
The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.
As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night!
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,(In URDU)
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.
Angels are there to guide
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.
Dream touches your heart
Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!
Take care! The texts you send me
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.
Good Night SmS Messages
i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep
Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you
cover blanket tight tight
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
As u go 2 bed 2nite
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Wash your face
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Stars light Stars bright
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
I was looking out the windows
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...
If u'r awake, goodnight my
If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much. by aishaz
Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u By A LOVELY SOUL
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!
i wish that God would hold u
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!
Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you
cover blanket tight tight
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
As u go 2 bed 2nite
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Wash your face
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Stars light Stars bright
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
I was looking out the windows
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...
If u'r awake, goodnight my
If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much. by aishaz
Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u By A LOVELY SOUL
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!
i wish that God would hold u
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!
More Good Luck SmS Messages
I wish a wish for u.
I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u. By Mukhoji
Difficulties in your life do not com
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))By Pretty
Genuine success comes only to th
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck (By Mukhoji)
If you fail to plan then you are pla
If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.(By Mukhoji)
A successful man is one who c
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck By Paaro
A Young man's attitude towards l
A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.By Zunair
To accomplish great things, we must n
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.By Saadia
All you need in the life is ignorance
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck. By Noomi
he candle of hope is the source
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.By Subba
Every bad situation will have so
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK.... Pretty
Soft Speech clean heart,
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>Pretty
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you................
MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....hina
MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......hina
When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!Sadia
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Belloroba
Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck said salla.
I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u. By Mukhoji
Difficulties in your life do not com
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))By Pretty
Genuine success comes only to th
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck (By Mukhoji)
If you fail to plan then you are pla
If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.(By Mukhoji)
A successful man is one who c
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck By Paaro
A Young man's attitude towards l
A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.By Zunair
To accomplish great things, we must n
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.By Saadia
All you need in the life is ignorance
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck. By Noomi
he candle of hope is the source
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.By Subba
Every bad situation will have so
Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK.... Pretty
Soft Speech clean heart,
Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>Pretty
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you................
MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....hina
MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......hina
When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!Sadia
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. Belloroba
Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck said salla.
Good Luck SmS Messages
Every sunset gives us one day
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
Care for the one who shares
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
I Wish 4 " U "
I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."
Happiness as light as air.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
With my 1 Heart...2 eyes.
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...
luck is yours
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck By sulagna
Trusting God won't make the mountain
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck By Baasha
Meaning of some colors,
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck By Arzoo
examation is garden success is folower
examation is garden success is folower
god bless you power to pluck this folower By Hassa
Trust your heart don't be afraid
Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart.
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
Care for the one who shares
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
I Wish 4 " U "
I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."
Happiness as light as air.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
With my 1 Heart...2 eyes.
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...
luck is yours
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck By sulagna
Trusting God won't make the mountain
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck By Baasha
Meaning of some colors,
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck By Arzoo
examation is garden success is folower
examation is garden success is folower
god bless you power to pluck this folower By Hassa
Trust your heart don't be afraid
Trust your heart don't be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than you have imagined.You will have tried,you will have learned,you never have to live with regrets.It seems to me what wears us down the most in life aren't the chances we take but the ones we don't take,the dreams we put aside,the adventure we push away.So what ever you want in life go for it an dalways remember no-matter what trust youer heart.
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