Very New & fresh non-veg adult sms messages

Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.

Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??

Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!!

GRAHK-aisi scheme lao ki 500 ki kharidari pe sex free ho.

Dukandar-aapko pata hi nhi, ye scheme to last month thi aur bhabhi ji ne 8 bar labh uthaya....('o')

A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack:

No smoking,

No drinking &

Have sex only with ur wife because it is very important that you avoid excitement!

What is the differance between palang and alang?

Alang is a ship breaking yard and palang is a seal breaking yard....

70 yr old couple at a candle-light dinner.

Wife: Its so romantic...I can feel the warmth in my boobs!

Husband: Ofcourse u can... they r hanging in ur soup!:D

1 Mouse was fucking an elephnt in a coconut farm.

1 cocnt fals on elephant's head

elpt: oouch!

mouse: oouch vouch kuch nahi gandu

Apna SHOT to aisa hi hota hai..

What is the similarity between Banking & Fucking?

In Both u loose your INTEREST after withdrawing.....

Thailand has d highest no of Prostitutes..

Wat else can u xpect wen Country's name is

THIGH LAND,

Capital is

BANG COCK

& Tourist Spot is called

FUK ET.

Gandhiji was Fucking kareena.

Kareena was enjoying n said: Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck so hard.

Gandhi: Sweet heart its not my Dick, its my Stick..

Young girl praying : He God, plz. bless me to marry an intelligent Man..

God replied: Dat is impossible, Intelligent Man never Marries.... He just Fucks...

Lady-1 Shampoo plz

Shopkpr-Agar Head k bal dhone hai to HEAD N SHOLDER aur agar PANTY k bal dhone hai to PANTENE le lo.

Lady-GARNIER do Gand dhoni hai.

Suhaag Raat k Agle din:

Wife:Janu Nashta krna hai?

Hus:sex hi hamra Nashta hai & Sex start.

Wife Dupahar

ko:Khana khate hai?

Hus:sex hi khana hai & Again sex Start!

Raat ko Jab Pati room me Aya to Wife heater k Aage tange fela k baithi thi

Hus: ye kya kar rhi ho?

Wife:Raat ka khana garam kar rhi hu.

6 Years K Bache Ne 4 Years K Bache Ko Bola

"Oye Tuje Pata Hai Muje Aaj Balcony Me Condom Mila"

4 Years Ka Ladka:"Condom to theek hai,Balcony Kya hoti hai?

Santa Sali Se.

Teri Didi Busy He, Tu Nikey ko Dudh Pilade.

Sali-Mera to dudh hi nhi ata

Santa-Kamaal he, Display to bada show shaw wala hai.;)

Fauji ki B.V roj use apni Nangi photo bhejati aur kahati:Janu

tum kab auoge?

Fauji:Wo to thik hai par bhenchod photo kaun khich raha hai.