Flirt SMS Jokes SmS Messages

"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! Fareen Pasaya from mumbai

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni

(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird

the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat

kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy (In Hindi)
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan

(In Urdu)
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji

(In Urdu)
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahi dyson

CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)