Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..
kitna lamba tha. kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na. Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.
mera to choot gya tha thoda. 3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.
saari raat nahi soyi. Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.
Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
''U were right, your wife is better..
Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...
o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
mujh se choodwana sanam
pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
abb nahi jati keel choot main..
A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
heart!
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.
1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!
A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"
Bra kholi to "shakalaka bumbum"... chaddi kholi to "khul ja
simsim"... andar dala to "kya masti kya dhum"... aur bahar aya to "tay tay
fish". Maal zabrdast hai .. !!
In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar tum
apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi main aik gun rakhtay
hain
ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
choot nay kaha land chud janay kay bad kaysay sehem kay beth gaey
matlab nikal janay kay bad
Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi, gand
main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi, tum kyon itna haste ho kya is
hi village main baste ho ?
ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?
Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha, meri kishti waha dubi jahaan
paani kam tha,
Girl 2 boy...
tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa, wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney
gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa...
MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka. Wo Kahti Thi
Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo, Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard
Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai, Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:
Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up;
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
host says to wife: papoo de man mera jigri yar aya ae ide layee kuch packa
wife says to host: ke pakawan gar wich kuch wi nee
host says to wife: hor kuch naee te apna phuda packa
guest says to him: pakawan di lor naee sanoo kacha ee deo
Sardar holding his wife's boobs; "jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai
si"
Wife holds his penis; "je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si"
"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS" likha hai.
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se
poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai.
Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon.
Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !
aik kam karo
apni shalwar utarao
under wear bhi utaro
or gand pe petrol dal kay agg laga laooo
jo cheez doston kay kam na ayee wo rakhne ka kia faida
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ...
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo
warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when
another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa
othey free delivery hondi aaa.
What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch
na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Ik Larki thi dewaani si...
Ik Larkay pe wo mar...
Kuch lena tha usay...
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....
Ye hi pocha karti thi......
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any
style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!
During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
mine"
Ek boy ek girl ko jaldi-jaldi chod rahaTha,GRL boli itni jaldi kya hai, boy bola
kahi tumhara boy frnd na aa jaye,GRL muskura karBoli wo to SMS pad rahaHai.
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
at work
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo
din raat ki shift lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa
lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup
ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun..............
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you
stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job...
Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
Orgasmofen.
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . . .
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha "Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:"Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!"
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge
"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a
Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman.....
tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
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