Funny

Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyuchamkti he Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torchmaar k dekhtahoega ki kahisala Sukhato nahirehgaya

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

1 Truck 2sreTruck ko Rasise bandhkar leja rahatha Ye dekh ek aadmi HasHaskar Lotpot hogaya aur kahnelaga: Ek Rasiko lejane keliye do doTruck

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!

Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta...

Gulab to Gulab hai Chahe use tum sone ke kunde me rkho ya mitti ke Dost to aap hamare ho Chahe aap central jail me raho ya pagal khane me

Doctor:You and your wife have same blood group. Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.

FATHER: tune colleg me muskil kam konse sikhe SON: 2 muskil kam sikhe danto se beer ki bottle kholna aandhi me 1 tili se cigaratte jalana

Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki mai hain

Gunde ke beta orals me fail hua bap se bola; un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun b teri aulad he sala muh tak nahi khola.

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 400/- ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega

Y do women spend so much time on improvng their LOOKS & not their MIND? coz they knw that men r STUPID, but not BLIND

Tera Pyar "Pana" hai .. Tera Pyar "Pana" hai .. Tera Pyar "Pana" hai .. Aur Mera Pyar "Screw driver" hai?

Husband 2 Hotel Managr: Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai Managr:Wat can I do? Hus: Kamine, Khidki nahi khul rahi.....

Man on phone:Doc my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor:Is this her 1st child? Man on phone:No dis is her husband speaking.