Sharabi-aaj tab tak piyenge,jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped 6 nahi dikhte.
Bar Manager-
Salo bas karo,Samne
1 hi ped he..>
A boy got Job in Girls Hostel!
After 1 month..
Warden:
Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary?
Boy: (SHOCKED!!)
Kya?!!
Paise bhi milenge..???
Raat me
saare kapde
utaar k soya karo
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Mera matlab Rassi se
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Q ki Baarish ka kuch pata nhi hota
Kab aa jaye
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Dirty mind.
Enjoy Monsoon.
Gf to Bf: "Stop looking at girls, u r COMMITTED now."Bf: "Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i'm on diet, i can't even look at d Menu..;-)
Girl to Ramdev-if i kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- narak mein jaogi.
Grl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.
Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Baat Yaad Rakho, Kabhi Kisi ka DiL Nhi Todna Chahiye
Qki
DiL Ek Hi Hota Hai
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Todna Hai To Saale ki Haddiya Todo 206 Hoti Hai.
LENGTH of dhoka..
Hostel studnt to his frend: "yaar dhoka ho gya".
Frnd-kyu?
studnt-yaar kitab ke paise mangaaye the, gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di....
When sum1 touches u n u dont feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u n u feel it, its LOVE. When nobody touches u n u feel it, just run! Its BHOOT!!
CA Kaise propose karega?"In my opinion & 2 d bst f my knwldg ur charcter reveals true n fair prsnality f a human being. I hereby crtify u as my blvd partner.
Kal Uski Yad puri Raat Aati Rahi,
Hum jage puri Duniya soti rahi,
Asman me bijli puri Raat hoti rahi,
Bas 1 BARISH thi jo mere saath roti rahi.
The sweetest proposal: A boy n a girl were in L.K.G.
Boy- Aye, tu mujhse shadi kar le na.
Girl- Main nai karungi. Boy- Kar le na.
Girl- Nai.
Boy- Maan ja na plz.
Girl- Nai.
Boy- Maan ja na behen, plz!
A new
grand gala film, just released today,
U can wath now,
On Ur mobile..
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PIP(L)I
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Two guys watchin bungee jumping?
1st Guy - Wanna try it??
2nd Guy - NO WAY! I was born bcoz of a broken rubber & I dont wanna die bcoz of it ..
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