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Onion price down to Rs.3/Kg

on January 14, 2011

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...:BREAKING NEWS:
Onion price down to rs.3/Kg.

bcoz. . .

The prime minister Manmohan singh requested Rajnikant to cancel his onion dosa order :)

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