Horny, Corny, Erotic, adult, non-veg sms text messages pick up lines to arouse the sexual devil in your partner - Happy Velentines' Day
“You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?”
Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
My best toys run on batteries.
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
Are you religious? ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.
Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”
You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.
You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation Confess here often?
Stare at him/her till they say “What?” then be like “sorry I just looking at you and realised where God put my other half”
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Your eye is bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have
lost myself in your eyes.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met you.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
There are much fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye
“When I’m older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
” If you wake up in an RED room, with no windows or doors..don’t be alarmed, babyqirl..you’re just in my heart
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.”
Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no…) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name].” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?”
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
May I have the distinguished honour and privilege of sitting next to you?
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea
Your so sweet, you’re giving me cavities
If I have your heart would you let me beat?
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you’d see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
How does it feel? she asks’s what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you
I know I don’t have a library card but can I check you out?
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey, I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E-Z
There’s a party in my pants and your invited.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the sh1t out of the sides!
My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
What’s your favourite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey honey, I got money!
My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Land.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I’ll be following you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you’re seeing this tweet, I Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be on twitter cuz I been following you all day
Your twitters make my heart flutter.
Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
Let’s direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex
Tweet here often?
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my Twitterverse.
I usually don’t follow the first night but for you, I’ll make an exception.
Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
My best toys run on batteries.
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
Are you religious? ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.
Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”
You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.
You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation Confess here often?
Stare at him/her till they say “What?” then be like “sorry I just looking at you and realised where God put my other half”
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Your eye is bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have
lost myself in your eyes.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met you.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
There are much fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye
“When I’m older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
” If you wake up in an RED room, with no windows or doors..don’t be alarmed, babyqirl..you’re just in my heart
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.”
Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no…) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name].” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?”
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
May I have the distinguished honour and privilege of sitting next to you?
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea
Your so sweet, you’re giving me cavities
If I have your heart would you let me beat?
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you’d see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
How does it feel? she asks’s what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you
I know I don’t have a library card but can I check you out?
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey, I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E-Z
There’s a party in my pants and your invited.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the sh1t out of the sides!
My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
What’s your favourite silverware?..because I like to spoon!
Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey honey, I got money!
My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Land.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I’ll be following you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you’re seeing this tweet, I Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be on twitter cuz I been following you all day
Your twitters make my heart flutter.
Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
Let’s direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex
Tweet here often?
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my Twitterverse.
I usually don’t follow the first night but for you, I’ll make an exception.
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