Short And Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes


Short And Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes
  • Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
    A: No, but they had an apple.
  • Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
  • Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
    A: His ghoul-friend.
  • Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
    A: Antelope.
  • "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry".
  • Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
  • What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
    I Love Ewe!
  • What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
    Cauliflowers!
  • What did the elephant say to hisgirlfriend?
    I love you a ton!"
  • Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
    He fell in love with a pincushion!
  • Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
    A: He gives it a Valenshine!

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