Munna - Munni - Dirty, non-veg, adult conversation

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo,
Jab Hum-Tum saath Nahate thhe.
Tum Choot pe Saabun malti thhi,
Hum Lund pe Jhaag udaate thhe.

MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Ab Choot chhupane ki hai baari,
Bhoolo un beeti Yaadon ko,
Munni Bharat ki ab hai Naari.

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo..
Jab Hum Doctor-Mareez ban jaate thhe.
Dil ki dhadkan check karne ko,
Choochi pe ragad lagaate thhe.

MUNNI:
Munna who din beet gaye,
Ab choochi choli ke andar hai.
Ghoor-Ghoor ke dekh tu Mummey,
Ab Tu bhookha Bandar hai.

MUNNA:
Munni who din yaad karo....
Jab Hum-Tum saath mein Sote thhe,
Tum Choot mein Kheti karti thhi,
Hum Lund pe banne bote thhe.

MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye,
Jab Choot mein hoti thhi Kheti.
Ab Lund ki faslo ke darr se,
Meri Choot akeyli hai Soti.

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo...
Jab luka-chhipi khelte thhe Hum.
Tum Lahanga pahan ke aati thhi,
Aur usme ! chhup jaate thhe Hum.

MUNNI:
Munna woh din beet gaye...
Jab ghus gaye thhe tum Lahange mein.
Ab tum poorey Bhaaloo ho,
Aur Shahad ka chhatta Lagange mein.

MUNNA:
Munni woh din yaad karo...
Jab Saath mein khele thhe Holi.
Choot mein ungli daali humne,
Bhigaa ke teri wo choli.

MUNNI:
Munna wo din beet gaye...
Ab choot humaari pyaari hai.
Kyon Holi ki baatein ab jab,
Lauda tera bhikhaari hai.

MUNNA (Rote Hue!):
Munni woh din beet gaye
Sachmuch hee woh din beet gaye.

Ab Choot ki Darshan ki khatir,
Hum Choot-Chalisa padhte hain.
Par Choot naheen Darshan deti,
Hum Lund ragadte rahte hain.

Par waqt Humaara aayega,
Jab hum bhi tum ko chodenge.
Tum lund-lund chillaogi,
Hum choot mein Danda pelenge.

Munni Munne ko kam na samajh,
Yeh teri maiyya chodega.
Tu pair pakad kar royegi
Teri choot mein bamboo thokegaa.

Munna bhi hai Bharat ka,
Tujhko Nanga kar dega.
Tu ! lakh jod lena tango ko,
Teri choot ko choosega.

Tujhko poora geela karke,
Munna lund andar ghusaayega.
Choosega tere honthon ko,
Choochi teri chabaayega.

Tu cheekhegi, chillayegi par,
Koi naheen bachaayega.
Ragad Ragad ke Munna lega,
Apni tujhe banaayega.